By Alex Kierstein
Can you name the truck with front wheel drive,
Smells like steak-frite, and seats three-point-five?
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the La Marseillais-blaring truck endorsed by a clown,
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
Hey, hey!
Two meters long, two mimes wide,
Sixty-five kilos of misplaced Gallic pride!
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s an escargo-lovin’, Gaulloises-smokin’ drivin’ machine,
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
Arrête, Rancho! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrête!
Buy yours today, wherever Matra-Simca products are sold!
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Kamil Kaluski
Kundalini wants his hand back.
Now everyone is gonna want to hear that song:
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It's so French, it must be liberated!
What, no white flag flying from the antenna?
I freaking love these things. Now would it be easier to stuff one on top of a Ranger chassis or one from a wrecked STi?
It's a front wheel drive Disco II with an ill-fitting door and a weird grill?
Pass.