It’s been a few months, but the wait is almost over- Top Gear begins anew this Sunday night. For those of you with access to BBC Two, you should note that it starts at a non-traditional 9PM GMT time slot this time. What will be traditional is that there’s sure to be lots of Hammond height jokes, May sexuality and alacrity bemusing, and Clarkson comparison of a car’s handling to sliding down a naked Keira Knightley while she’s covered in 5W-30.
Actually, the lineup for Sunday includes a search for vampires on Eastern European back roads- while driving some natty drop-tops to help keep their tasty necks in view, James May driving a limo in Hollywood, where hilarity ensues, and actor Eric Bana driving. . .  a Chevrolet.

For  those of you who can’t get “The Two” no matter which way you twist those rabbit ears, there are other ways to watch the show. You’ll just have to figure out (bittorrent) what those those are.
We’ll have a show re-cap early next week, but until then get your Guinness a-warming, and open a bag of crisps, in preparation for Sunday night.
Images source: [BBC]