Ready Your Drool Rags: Epic Garage Pr0n

[singlepic id=449 w=650 float=center]We’ve got a plan: you buy copious amounts of Hoonimerch, making us filthy rich. We’ll use the proceeds to build epic garages like these, and you can all come over and hang out. Just leave your crappy non-jaw-droppingly-awesome cars outside, please. And wipe your feet.
Jump for the gallery, sourced from user DeepindebtJD‘s post over on the Luxury 4 Play forums (<–more pictures here).
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Thanks to tipster Little Willie!

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  1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    The super barn is the most awesome empty room I've ever seen.

    1. lilwillie Avatar

      Agreed. If I could get my brothers to go on board with me I'd love to turn our barn into a garagemahal. The upper level for parking, the lower level for partying.

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        With a glass ceiling so you can look at the car's dirty bits?

  2. njhoon Avatar

    Here I was about to start the Haten' when I looked at the link but a thought popped into my head, "I would do something similar if had the means". Very nice temples of Motoring and Mechanical Artistry. Bravo my well heeled Hoons.

  3. CptSevere Avatar

    Yeah, I could see having one of these. Who cares if the real dwelling is a trailer. First things first.

    1. Dr_Dangerously Avatar

      Meh, who needs living space. I would be sleeping curled up next to the cars anyway.

    2. engineerd Avatar

      I almost bought the lot across from my buddy in Minnesota. My plan was to build a big ass garage with an apartment above. Then I bought a house in Michigan with a 1 car garage and a wife.

      1. blueplate Avatar

        Sounds about right — Anything to move real estate in Michigan!

      2. Deartháir Avatar

        The mistake there was purchasing the wife. They tend to be the most expensive investments.
        Well, unless they come fully equipped with more toys than you have. We went wandering through show-homes recently, just for something to do, and I heard the comment, "We're going to need a LOT more garage space than that; knowing us, we're going to need space for at least four cars." Keeper? Oh yeah.

  4. engineerd Avatar

    I dream of having a garage like one of these. Even if it's not as fancy. A pole barn with a lift would do. And a wet bar. That's always been high on my list of things to have in my "ultimate" garage. Then me and my buddies could sit around looking at the cars drinking engineerd Hooniversal all-night scotch and telling lies.

  5. PowerTryp Avatar

    Ok I have a serious heart on for carports, the only issue for me is the whole winter thing, that gets annoying and gets your car covered with snow (yes even in a carport)

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      What are these things you speak of?
      –From Hooniverse headquarters in LA

      1. BrianTheHoon Avatar

        Yeah, we San Diego-based Hoons were wondering the same thing. Are they talking about "weather?" I've heard of weather before but am only familiar with it in the abstract.

      2. PowerTryp Avatar

        Ask Dearthair, he'll tell you all about it, then proceed to make fun of you and your stodgy LA morals. or something like that.

        1. Deartháir Avatar

          Sorry, I missed this thread. I'll proceed with the mocking immediately.

    2. CptSevere Avatar

      We don't use that S word around here. In Tombstone, we have cactus and palm trees and I hate seeing snow on them. That white stuff got annoying, so I moved south.

  6. citroen67 Avatar

    Did anybody else notice the Cobra couch behind the Camaro in pic 11? That is sweet!

  7. citroen67 Avatar

    The only thing that I don't like about these garages…no dirt…anywhere! That one(barn) even had a lift in it, and no sign of project spillage anywhere. I (IMHO) couldn't stand having a garage that you couldn't get a little dirty in.

    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      you have people to clean that stuff up…

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