R.A-S.H: The Ford Zephyr MkIV


On to Part Eight of the series that Beyonce Knowles “..won’t miss a single instalment of, ever.”

We continue globe-trotting and today it’s back to a miserable 1960s England. We’ve won the Soccer World Cup, (the only time, ever), and are huddled up indoors in our semi-detatched houses, coal fire burning, watching reports from ‘Nam unfold on our 405-line black and white television sets. Or so my Dad told me. Meanwhile, Rich Uncle Clive is looking at a new car. He’s head of his department now, which means no Cortina for him.

Oh no. He’s shopping for a Ford Zephyr.

The mid-to-late ’60s motor sea in the UK was a befuddled, confused market where forward-thinking was in short supply and conservatism was the order of the day. Sure; Rover had released its “By Golly, that’s clever” Rover P6 series, and there were various stirrings from overseas, but the Japanese hadn’t yet landed in a big way so The Domestics pretty much had things their own way. Ford had hit on an ultra-successful formula with their mid-size (er, for England) Cortina of ’62, but their bigger offerings weren’t getting anybody all that hot under the collar. So Dagenham cast its eyes across the Atlantic and looked to the ‘Murkans to lend a little Stateside Inspiration to their enormous (er, for England) new Big Car.

First thing they embraced in ’67 for marketing purposes, was good old ‘Sixties sexism.


“Choosing your new big car is a headache. Just as you think you’ve found something right, you find someting wrong. It’s not as comfortable as it should be. Or it’s not as safe as it should be. Or it’s not too easy for your wife to park.”

To be honest, I don’t see what business said ’60s Wife had driving Her Husbands Zephyr in the first place. Surely she should be scrubbing the front doorstep, or at least preparing dinner for Clive to return home to. But never mind, Ford were that convinced that Margot should have driving privileges that they mention it again in the next spread.

“A big car should be easy to handle, So that your wife can park it as easily as you can.”

Hold on there! Next thing they’ll be suggesting that Clive bake a cake!


The Zephyr came, in ’67, in two V-Format flavours. The lumpy, uncelebrated V4 two-litre model had a strange-looking grille-less front slightly reminiscent of the Corvair, while the two-point-five had a more conventional slatted grille (albeit a dummy one) and was mildly less hideous. In profile the new car was nothing like anything to appear on British roads before, all sharp lines, loooooong bonnet (with space enough for a spare wheel ahead of the engine) and snubby bootlid. That’s not to say it was universally liked by the public; it, er, wasn’t.

102,000 were built over its six year production run, comparing with well over a million Cortinas over four years. Admittedly the Cortina was smaller, cheaper, and more saleable. But there were issues with the Zephyr that were un-get-overable. It was a nose-heavy handler, it was weird-looking, and to obviate the need for power-assistance in the steering, the low geared helm required six-and-a-half turns from lock to lock. Margot’s Cake required less stirring.


Nevertheless, the Yankee spirit was strong with a Dashboard layout that any Detroit customer would have been immediately comfortable with, and a marked step forwards from previous domestic offerings. Of course, various facilities that those Midwesterners might have taken for granted were rather noted by their absence. Quoth the brochure:

“Of course we fit a lot of extras that don’t cost extra. Like an automatic choke. Four-Wheel independent suspension. Power disc brakes all round. “Aeroflow” ventilation. Adjustable rake steering column. Floor carpets. Two speed electric windscreen wipers and electric windscreen washers.”.


“Cigar lighter”.


Of course, if I was desperate for one of these barges I’d be seeking out the upscale Zodiac; Zephyr’s better-bred more complete brother, with the larger 3.0 version of the Essex V6, four headlamps on its more attractive snout and a further dusting of luxury features. The Zodiac was the rather more celebrated of the two Z-Cars, and made rather more sense.

And if I never have either, then “At Least I Have The Brochure”.

<Disclaimer:- All photos were taken by the author and are of genuine original manufacturer publicity material, taken on my bathroom floor as the Audi has too much snow on it. All copyright rights remain in the possession of the manufacturer, who have pulled out of the big car market in the UK altogether. At least they finished on a high with the beautiful Scorpio!>

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24 responses to “R.A-S.H: The Ford Zephyr MkIV”

  1. Vavon Avatar

    How can you tell us it looked strange and then not show it to us… 😉
    <img src="http://auta5p.eu/katalog/ford_gb/zephyr_05.jpg&quot; width=650>
    That really does look weird indeed!

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      It's a sullen Renault 10.

      1. LTDScott Avatar

        Or at least a bloated one.

    2. Devin Avatar

      I like the strange grille-free front end from a pure "huh, that's sort of novel" point of view.

  2. Vavon Avatar

    By the way speaking of Fords and lighters…
    When my dad traded in his Ford Escort 1.6 Eurostar for a Ford Sierra he had a look at two versions.
    One was called the Sierra Azur, which came with BLUE hubcaps. I begged him not to buy that…
    Luckily he came to his senses and bought the Sierra Ghia 2.0i DOHC. That Ghia had so much more going for it.
    I checked the equipement levels and discovered the Ghia featured a cigar lighter instead of a cigarette lighter.
    I was intrigued by this, a specially as my father mentioned it too and he didn't even smoke!
    And when I verified this in the showroom I was really dissapointed to discover all of them had the same lighter!
    They had only changed the name of the damn thing. Marketing at its best I guess!
    I wanted to show you guys the weird light blue hubcaps.
    But the only picture I found was this, it doesn't look too bad here.
    In reality it looked like a cheap aftermarket job!
    <img src="http://autobrochures-a-o.jouwweb.nl/upload/9/f/f/autobrochures/17114.large.jpg&quot; width="600'/">

    1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

      That looks roughly the equivalent of UK 'LX' spec, nowhere near Ghia levels of aristocracy; your Dad made a wise choice. Incidentally, I struggle to think of many more twin cam eight valve engines. Now there's a challenge.

      1. Vavon Avatar

        (I guess you were replying to me…) <- I saw that!!! My reply was already ready!
        The 2.0 DOHC in the Sierra was an 8V engine??? I've always assumed it was a 16V BECAUSE of the DOHC.

        1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

          Yep, eight. Very strange. 16v came along with the Zetec engine and the Escort MkIV / Mondeo. God, the '90s were exciting.

          1. Vavon Avatar

            I just did a Google search on DOHC 8V and 8V DOHC, It almost only returns results for Fords.
            Almost only… there are some others:
            – Alfa Romeo 1,3 – 2,0 8V DOHC
            – Fiat 1.6 – 2.0 8V DOHC (124 / 128 / Ritmo 130 TC / 131 / 132)
            – Lancia Delta integrale 2.0 DOHC 8V Turbo
            – Toyota 1,6 8V DOHC (2T-G)
            – Saab 2 liter, 8v dohc (900 NG & 9-3)
            Apparently it's more common than we thought.

          2. TurboBrick Avatar

            Now why on earth would anyone even build something like that? Walgreens had a sale on 4-lobe camshafts?

          3. Vega Avatar

            Ever heard of the Miata?

          4. dukeisduke Avatar

            Also remember that Jag E-Type sixes had twin cams and just 12 valves.

  3. Van_Sarockin Avatar

    What's with the demon-eyed blond headed stepchild on the other side of the car? I think the reason why they mentioned how easy it would be for your wife to park the car, is that she wouldn't need to disturb after each time she'd washed it.

  4. Devin Avatar

    Why doesn't the family like the little girl on the far right? What has she done?

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      She called it "a nice Vauxhall."

    2. Number_Six Avatar

      <Inspector Clouseau voice> "Does your doog baeet?"
      "No, but my daughter sure as hell does."

    3. Alcology Avatar

      She refused the short-shorts.

  5. mdharrell Avatar

    The DVLA doesn't show anything for a Ford with registration SPX 451F, so I suppose there's still hope for some lucky member of the Mk IV Zephyr & Zodiac Owners Club.

  6. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    "At least they finished on a high with the beautiful Scorpio!"
    Surely you're taking the piss.

  7. longrooffan Avatar

    Now this brings back Matchbox memories of old….if I remember it came on bronze or gold color and the mirrors broke off as soon as I drove it into its "Match Box" garage kindly supplied by Lesney.
    Thanks for the memory Rusty…

    1. dukeisduke Avatar

      I had a Matchbox Zephyr as well Zodiac.

  8. Number_Six Avatar

    I drove a Ford Zephyr once. It wasn't nearly as good as the '62 Ford Consul I used to drive often, and that car was awful.

  9. dukeisduke Avatar

    So why was the hood so long? Is the spare tire stored under the hood? I couldn't remember.

  10. Marlow Avatar

    I found a Zephyr Mark II here in the states. Its a weird car, I do not think they imported to many of them.