R.A-S.H: The '82 Metros!


It’s Monday, and time to wearily embrace Part Ten (already?!) of the series that The Man never wanted you to read.

Last week I went all teary-eyed and nostalgic for one of the high-notes in the history of the British car industry, with the Rover SD1. Today we’re going to the opposite end of the early ’80s Austin Rover spectrum with a pair of offerings from the Metro stable.

Yes, Mr Harrell, Step up and collect your keys. The ’82 MG Metro is here.



“Your best friend will hate you”.

Well, maybe Mike can confirm whether this is true;  I can certainly imagine that said friend might deem you eccentric, possibly insane for choosing a Metro today.  That said, back in ’82 the Metro, which had only recently shed its “mini” prefix, could still arouse envy from those who drove older, less ’80s machinery.

“The already excellent aero-dynamic shape is made even more slippery by the addition of a tailgate mounted spoiler. The drag coefficient is 0.39”.

To be fair to Austin, a coefficient like that is more aerodynamic than some houses, although some of Frank Lloyd Wrights creations may have run it close. A small car isn’t an easy thing to make slip through the air, and we ought to applaud the boys for at least making the effort.


“Another benefit of the spoiler is that it improves yaw (crosswind) stability”

This was an entirely new phenomenon; a British car company mentioning words like yaw. Especially Austin who, bear in mind, in ’82 were still producing the last of the Allegros.

Oh yes, MG purists were crying into their warm beer over the concept of their beloved Red Octagon being reduced to what essentially amounted to a trim level on a shopping-car. But the simple fact was that, in terms of appeal as a drivers car, the Metro was a mile beyond what the MGB offered. And it had red seat belts.

Red seat belts were important.

Of course, one didn’t have to be of a sporting bent to enjoy the Metro. If Sir happened to be landed gentry, or simply enjoy he finer things in life, perhaps he would feel more comfortable in the Vanden-Plas edition?


Sold as the Luxury Metro, the VP:

“…is dedicated to the belief that a cars is as much a means of expression as a means of transport”.

On the outside the (initially three-door only) Liliputian luxury limo was embellished by such niceties as:

“Initialled wheels and a chrome grille surround”

Soon, the Vanden-Plas would gain the same uprated 72hp version of the venerable 1275cc A-Series engine as the MG boasted, but only in cars specified with the manual gearbox. The roster of standard-fit equipment would also grow to impressive lengths, with full leather trim, electric windows and other gewgaws piling up.

But whether you wanted race-track appeal or limousine luxury (both of these are wild exaggerations), both models were keen to point out their common advantages.

“….The (MG or Vanden-Plas) takes full advantage of the ingenious shape that allows the Metro enormous interior space within compact exterior dimensions”

Sit a Metro directly next to a Fiesta or Renault 5 of the era, and it’s difficult to see where this ingenuity is hiding. But somehow it is indeed more spacious inside than pretty much all of the competition. Alas, along with fundamental design basics like the A-Series engines and subframes that were very much developments of those found in the Mini, the most peculiar of all Issigonis’s design decisions survived right until the demise of the Metro in ’99; that 45degree steering wheel angle.  At least it ensured that retired bus drivers felt immediately at home.


I’ve never owned a Metro, but by best mate did (bought in a pub for £5 and never legally registered to him). The vast majority of survivors these days find themselves cannibalised for the engines and subframes to use them in Mini “restomod” projects. It’s a shame as they featured on our motoring landscape for ages. But hey, that’s progress…. and At Least I Own The Brochure.

<Disclaimer:- All photos were taken by the author on his bathroom floor and are of genuine original manufacturer publicity material. All copyright rights remain in the possession of the manufacturer, who would probably be trying to sell it for thousands of pounds too much if they were still around today>

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31 responses to “R.A-S.H: The '82 Metros!”

  1. mdharrell Avatar

    “Your best friend will hate you."
    True, but "Metro ownership" doesn't even make my best friend's top-ten list of motivations.
    By the way, "in ’82 the Metro, which had only recently shed its 'mini' prefix" is only partially true. It no longer appears on the badges but the VIN is still officially encoded as a miniMetro, even on the MG variant.
    "Red seat belts were important." That part, on the other hand, remains entirely true. They make it an MG.

  2. Number_Six Avatar

    Did they look at the original Mini and say, " the steering wheel is angled like a bus therefore the Metro steering wheel must be angled like a bus"?

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      Even better, the wheel itself is tilted outwards towards the side of the car. I'm convinced they adapted the Mini steering to the wider Metro simply by pivoting the column sideways.
      <img src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8091/8425506608_ba16b1d10a_z.jpg&quot; width="450">

      1. Number_Six Avatar

        Brilliant! British engineers were in a class of their own.

        1. CJinSD Avatar

          This is also true of three series BMWs though. Once it has been pointed out, driving them is never the same again.

          1. mdharrell Avatar

            Perhaps, but one would have expected Austin Rover to have held themselves to a higher standard.

  3. Vavon Avatar

    This MG Metro ad says exactly what those MG aficionados where thinking!
    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oWxTJwcJRA0/RumXVU0zKDI/AAAAAAAAAGE/g52IQy2vz4g/s1600/Pub+-+MG+Metro+-+1983+(Large).jpg" width="670/">

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      The most shocking aspect is that he forgot his trailer.
      <img src="http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1285/4707392082_61eb1b465c.jpg&quot; width="450">

      1. Vavon Avatar

        The infamous trailer-queen is still shocking!

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          I understand it's French.

          1. Vavon Avatar

            Yes! The "shocking" bit is that sporty motoring isn't only available for the happy few anymore…
            The advert is from Belgium by the way.

          2. mdharrell Avatar

            Ah, well, you see, I don't speak Belgian either….

      2. Number_Six Avatar

        He's got beaucoup de place – why would he ever need a trailer?

      3. dead_elvis Avatar

        Where is that? I'm not too familiar with the UW campus, despite my proximity, so I have no idea if that photo was taken there. However, that sky leads me to believe the odds are slim that it was.

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          It's the Grand Lodge in Forest Grove, Oregon, site of the 2010 Great Pacific Northwest Microcar and Minicar Extravaganza. We got lucky with the weather.

      4. Alcology Avatar

        He was in a hurry and about an 1/8th of a mile away, so clearly too far to turn back.

  4. Vavon Avatar

    What if your best friend drives a Ford Fiesta XR2i or a Peugeot 205 GTI???
    <img src="http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimages/5128/XR2vs205GTivsMetroTurboMotor1984.jpg&quot; width="500/">

  5. dead_elvis Avatar

    So Hooniverse is just pandering to its commenters continuing to celebrate eccentricity! Huzzah!
    (I keed, I keed, of course, Señor Harrell. May you & your crop of tiny "cars" continue to prosper & delight us all.)

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      With any luck this page will attract so many unique hits that "'82 Metro" can take its rightful place alongside "FSO Polonez" and, dare I dream, "Drift Truck."

      1. dead_elvis Avatar

        I fully support this beautiful dream.
        [youtube 0SqFPNTBnv8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SqFPNTBnv8 youtube]

  6. Slow_Joe_Crow Avatar

    While I can't speak to the longevity of Metros, or the performance of old ones, my one experience with a Metro pleasant. On trip to the UK in 1986, our rental steed was a brand new Metro City X 4 door so we got minimal trim, the bigger 1275cc engine and go kart handling from the Hydragas suspension. The only downside was shifting so stiff we joked that the transmission was full of cement.

  7. Devin Avatar

    While I enjoyed this installment, I hope you haven't lost your Principles.
    Or any other weird BLMC special edition brochures.

      1. Devin Avatar

        The scariest thing about that is I'm pretty sure we didn't even manage to get all of them.
        British Leyland had the finest and most prolific sticker engineers.

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          When one is trying to assemble so many disparate pieces into a coherent whole, it's easy to overlook the big picture.
          <img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gshaw.metropower/metroinfo/metro_mosaic.jpg"&gt;

          1. Devin Avatar

            Those leggings are red hot!
            <img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gshaw.metropower/metroinfo/red_hot_metro.jpg"&gt;
            Oh no it's starting!

  8. Alff Avatar

    What is this I don't even…

  9. Pinkerton1 Avatar

    This, is what my car feels like. (Honda choir ad spoof) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzO3LXX_8sw

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      Oh, that's worth embedding:
      [youtube VzO3LXX_8sw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzO3LXX_8sw youtube]

      1. Pinkerton1 Avatar

        Thanks for fixing it.

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          Not a problem; thanks for posting it. The trick seems to be that the embedder won't recognize the https version of the address, only the http version.