Priceless Lincoln Ranchero

Lincoln with a king-size bed
Lincoln with a king-size bed

What’s better than 216.1 inches of 5 passenger personal coupe? Why 216.1 inches of luxury pickup truck, of course. While no price is fronted in the ad for this uniquely modified Lincoln, its innate practicality as a mobile landing field for light aircraft is of immeasurable value.
With only 54K on the clock, this bench-seated behemoth would bring a level of style to your Home Depot runs, and that back-forty will handle bags of manure, as well as the day laborers to do the spreading.
The claim of this being a factory conversion is as confusing as the ad’s grammar, and a quick search of the Internets doesn’t shake another from the tree. But that just makes it all the more a conversation piece for you and the people complaining about it hanging out your driveway and blocking the sidewalk.
Harrisonburg Craigslist

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  1. Velocitre Avatar

    Oh, you thought they meant the Lincoln factory. No, it was the factory that does the padded vinyl roof and cargo bed conversions.

  2. FЯeeMan Avatar

    It's a Lincoln with a trunk that sleeps 16, instead of the standard 4?

  3. RLJ676 Avatar

    “Factory” = hoon’s basement?

    1. Tomsk Avatar

      Hey, meth doesn’t make itself, you know…

  4. CptSevere Avatar

    Now that’s one nice ride. I’m not gonna rant and rave about this like I did the Cadillamino, but I do want.

  5. Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets Avatar
    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets

    $3!?! Get me my dialing hat, a cigarette and the telephone.

  6. Dr.Dangerously Avatar


  7. iheartstiggie Avatar

    I’m close enough that I may just call this dude and go look at it for sheets and geegles! All it needs are the steer horns. WOW.

    1. CptSevere Avatar

      Here are some for you. However, you’ve got to handle the removal yourself. Good luck. By the way, his name is Snake Eyes, and he’s a bull, not a steer. Bring a handful of hay if you want to get close, or better yet a 120 lb bale. He likes them, cows, and not much else.

  8. engineerd Avatar

    You have a typo. It’s a Ranchro. Says so right in the ad.
    It was apparently built by Scooby Doo.

    1. Impalamino Avatar

      Would have gotten away with calling it “factory made” too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.
      Lincon Continetal FTW!

  9. superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz. Avatar
    superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz.

    The fact that this vehicle exists troubles me deeply. It could only be made worse by mounting a scary clown organ in the bed.

  10. Rockford_Brodie Avatar

    My guess is that it’s some sort of flower car, but I couldn’t find any more examples of that vintage on teh Google. But I did find this:

  11. "Sparky" P Avatar

    Not too sure about this one. I can't stop looking at the awkward roof-line.
    Swing and a miss…

  12. CptSevere Avatar

    Imagine how radical it would look with a camper in the bed. Or, an old school Mini as a spare.

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  14. snowman Avatar

    testing on an old post

  15. snowmanTS Avatar

    lets try this again, now with initials and an avatar?