What’s better than 216.1 inches of 5 passenger personal coupe? Why 216.1 inches of luxury pickup truck, of course. While no price is fronted in the ad for this uniquely modified Lincoln, its innate practicality as a mobile landing field for light aircraft is of immeasurable value.
With only 54K on the clock, this bench-seated behemoth would bring a level of style to your Home Depot runs, and that back-forty will handle bags of manure, as well as the day laborers to do the spreading.
The claim of this being a factory conversion is as confusing as the ad’s grammar, and a quick search of the Internets doesn’t shake another from the tree. But that just makes it all the more a conversation piece for you and the people complaining about it hanging out your driveway and blocking the sidewalk.
Harrisonburg Craigslist
Priceless Lincoln Ranchero
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Oh, you thought they meant the Lincoln factory. No, it was the factory that does the padded vinyl roof and cargo bed conversions.
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It's a Lincoln with a trunk that sleeps 16, instead of the standard 4?
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“Factory” = hoon’s basement?
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Hey, meth doesn’t make itself, you know…
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Now that’s one nice ride. I’m not gonna rant and rave about this like I did the Cadillamino, but I do want.
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$3!?! Get me my dialing hat, a cigarette and the telephone.
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Eeeeeevil!
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I’m close enough that I may just call this dude and go look at it for sheets and geegles! All it needs are the steer horns. WOW.
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Here are some for you. However, you’ve got to handle the removal yourself. Good luck. By the way, his name is Snake Eyes, and he’s a bull, not a steer. Bring a handful of hay if you want to get close, or better yet a 120 lb bale. He likes them, cows, and not much else.
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You have a typo. It’s a Ranchro. Says so right in the ad.
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Would have gotten away with calling it “factory made” too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids.
Lincon Continetal FTW!
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The fact that this vehicle exists troubles me deeply. It could only be made worse by mounting a scary clown organ in the bed.
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My guess is that it’s some sort of flower car, but I couldn’t find any more examples of that vintage on teh Google. But I did find this:
http://cll.hemmings.com/uimage/3744685-1000-750.jpg
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Not too sure about this one. I can't stop looking at the awkward roof-line.
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Imagine how radical it would look with a camper in the bed. Or, an old school Mini as a spare.
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testing on an old post
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lets try this again, now with initials and an avatar?
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