By Kamil Kaluski
According to the Boston Magazine, the porn website Pornhub.com (we’ve never heard of it) will assist anyone who “wants to get plowed” free or charge. The company is sending out more than a dozen PornHub branded plow trucks to plow anyone who wants, or needs to, get plowed.
Pornhub Vice President Corey Price told Boston Magazine:
“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal, and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”
Isn’t that sweet of him. The company says that it will be plowing the streets and small business lots on demand, but they won’t plow private driveways. If you want to get plowed in the Boston area send an email to ph*******@gm***.com.
Apparently this is real. Pornhub had similar promotions in the past where they gave America wood by planing trees and breast cancer awareness where profits from certain browsing categories on the website were donated.
We will be out on the streets on Boston today watching for these trucks.
Thanks for tip, Craig!
Jeff Glucker
Cute idea. I understand they had a big hand in the election, in pursuit of a similar promotion.
Sure they’ll plough you out, but you’re on your own cleaning up the wet spot they leave.
Obligatory. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e0cea5c56b0412877625cc6e4a95ae4c79b57b059c2d0d562ab1f875d8d37cfc.jpg .
Seems like Boston was right that you get more than a feeling.
So many people have come
and gone
“Alvays comink and goink
and goink and comink
and alvays to soon!”
-L. Von Shtupp
Please baby, I am not from Havana.
In other news: Chicago wants to know what love is, and Texas don’t want a lover (they just need a friend).
https://goo.gl/4S7VDG&opog
https://goo.gl/5Jq9wS&akog
I hear they keep showing up for what should be a 15 minute job, but get sent away after three.
The deeper the snow, the harder the plowing, or something like that.
There’s a snowblower joke buried here somewhere… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e808e1cc1ba3940062a7a039b27b695cf2de437bb5a1bebe9a771a800657f25c.jpg
Came here for a happy ending, leaving satisfied!
https://goo.gl/YNBCBS&rebim
https://goo.gl/CcVcu8&egud
I would think they would do private drives as that’s where the user base is. No fapping at work eh?
Here in Maine, it’s against the law for a private citizen/contractor to plow a public way unless they have a contract. I’m suspecting it is similar in Mass.