By Kamil Kaluski
Our, formerly, own Eric Rood sent this in.
I watched it.
I had no idea what I watched.
So I asked him.
He answered.
It’s a video game where you ostensibly build a Datsun Cherry over the course of the summer of 1995 in Finland, but mostly you just fuck around drinking beer. It’s like a hyper-realistic car guy simulation where you have to assemble the POS from a bunch of parts in your garage.
Well, there you have it.
Ross Ballot
It’s Goat Simulator for car people. What could possibly go wrong?
I’d like a copy.
Will this be available for the Commodore 64?
“It goes to the floor.”
My kid would have this puzzle solved in 30 minutes.
Steam though… my pc is pretty decrepit.
Well, that was about the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.
I was frothing with barely controllable laughter every time he dropped something on the floor. The Finnish accent helped, too.
Then, when he dropped that engine in I exploded and my wife left me.
Watch it all the way to the end, or you’ll miss something.
I know what my next Project Car SOTU post will be.
any game with a “Urine” meter is a guaranteed good time
SAUSAGE AND PEER