Dear Mr. Petrov,
We have received and processed your application to join the Hooniverse’s Morning Qualifying Flying Race Car Driver Club. In accordance with H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. bylaws, we will now bring your request to a vote before our membership committee.
Herr von Brauchitsch: His car had wings!! That’s cheating! Absolutely not. Nein!
Mr. McLaren: Seeing as he didn’t actually mean to fly, I can not approve Mr. Petrov’s admission to the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C.
Sir Jackie Stewart: Noooo….I’m sorry, laddie. Your giant balls failed to absorb the impact to the steering column. What’s that? You don’t have giant balls? Gentlemen, I think we’re done here.
I’m sorry, Mr. Petrov. You’re welcome to appeal the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. membership committee’s decision, or resubmit your application to the Finnish Rally chapter. They might consider you for some sort of internship. Can you spell Ouninpohja?
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Morning Qualifying – Mr. Petrov Applies to The Club edition
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A Mr Kubica whose application was previously admitted after F1's Montreal 2007 race would like to say a word in Mr Petrovs defense [youtube AtrzvwayniM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtrzvwayniM youtube]
If you remember, sirs, Robert was disqualified from entry based on the fact that he couldn't stick the landing-
Credit due to Mr. Kubica. When he wrecks, he does a right good job of it. Unfortunately, he didn't walk away from his most recent one as quickly as he did this one in Montreal.
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A textbook example of sticking the landing.
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Stuck the landing.
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Просто некоторые старые друзья
Никогда смысла никакого вреда
Удары все, что вы никогда не видели
Были проблемы с законом
С того дня они родился-
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Comrade Waylon approves.
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Oh, that's delightful
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So is that the General Leonid?
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That was probably (again) one of the few good moments of the race. Oh, and Kobayashi!
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It does take a lot to get membership, so the results do not surprise me.
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Heidfeld fans are happy because 1) Petrov was not injured and 2) Petrov is back to his 2010 crashing form.
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The hooker-delivered recommendation letter from Max Mosley favorably swayed the membership committee in von Brauchitsch's favor.
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this guy at 2:18
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Hans Stuck has an honourable meberships card of the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C (and did it in one of the most beautifull race cars evar)
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Mile High Club… you're doing it wrong.
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Is Mark Webber a member? Although all of the cars that he flew had wings, and he never meant to do so, he has the advantage of having repeat form (see Valencia 2010, Le Mons 1999).
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Considering in he stuck the landing in the wall and the trees respectively, for now he's an ambitious applicant.
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