Morning Qualifying – Mr. Petrov Applies to The Club edition

Your club application is under review, Mr. Petrov.

Dear Mr. Petrov,
We have received and processed your application to join the Hooniverse’s Morning Qualifying Flying Race Car Driver Club.   In accordance with H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. bylaws, we will now bring your request to a vote before our membership committee.

Manfred von Brauchitsch, Chairman Emeritus of the Hooniverse Morning Qualifying Flying Race Car Driver Club

Herr von Brauchitsch:  His car had wings!!  That’s cheating!  Absolutely not.  Nein!
Mr. Bruce McLaren, President of the New Zealand chapter

Mr. McLaren:  Seeing as he didn’t actually mean to fly, I can not approve Mr. Petrov’s admission to the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C.
Sir Jackie Stewart, Chairman of the Scottish Flyin' Gits (a H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. splinter group)

Sir Jackie Stewart:  Noooo….I’m sorry, laddie.  Your giant balls failed to absorb the impact to the steering column.  What’s that?  You don’t have giant balls?  Gentlemen, I think we’re done here.
I’m sorry, Mr. Petrov.  You’re welcome to appeal the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. membership committee’s decision, or resubmit your application to the Finnish Rally chapter.  They might consider you for some sort of internship.  Can you spell Ouninpohja?
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  1. Fodder650 Avatar

    A Mr Kubica whose application was previously admitted after F1's Montreal 2007 race would like to say a word in Mr Petrovs defense [youtube AtrzvwayniM youtube]
    If you remember, sirs, Robert was disqualified from entry based on the fact that he couldn't stick the landing

    1. FЯeeMan Avatar

      Credit due to Mr. Kubica. When he wrecks, he does a right good job of it. Unfortunately, he didn't walk away from his most recent one as quickly as he did this one in Montreal.

    2. skitter Avatar

      A textbook example of sticking the landing.

  2. BGW Avatar

    Просто некоторые старые друзья
    Никогда смысла никакого вреда
    Удары все, что вы никогда не видели
    Были проблемы с законом
    С того дня они родился

    1. Fodder650 Avatar

      Had to go to google translate to see what you did there

    2. scroggzilla Avatar

      Comrade Waylon approves.

    3. 98horn Avatar

      Oh, that's delightful

    4. Alff Avatar

      So is that the General Leonid?

  3. Syrax Avatar

    That was probably (again) one of the few good moments of the race. Oh, and Kobayashi!

  4. muthalovin Avatar

    It does take a lot to get membership, so the results do not surprise me.

  5. Maxichamp Avatar

    Heidfeld fans are happy because 1) Petrov was not injured and 2) Petrov is back to his 2010 crashing form.

  6. scroggzilla Avatar

    The hooker-delivered recommendation letter from Max Mosley favorably swayed the membership committee in von Brauchitsch's favor.

  7. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

    Hans Stuck has an honourable meberships card of the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C (and did it in one of the most beautifull race cars evar)
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  8. gearhead Avatar

    Mile High Club… you're doing it wrong.

  9. dr zero Avatar
    dr zero

    Is Mark Webber a member? Although all of the cars that he flew had wings, and he never meant to do so, he has the advantage of having repeat form (see Valencia 2010, Le Mons 1999).

    1. skitter Avatar

      Considering in he stuck the landing in the wall and the trees respectively, for now he's an ambitious applicant.