Last Call – Your Ass Is Grass Edition

Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work?
Jump, but…well, there’s always a butt…
(that’s a hint…probably NSFW)

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  1. Black Steelies Avatar
  2. pj134 Avatar

    … fucking ow…

  3. Alff Avatar


    1. ptschett Avatar

      Definitely not a Kawassaki.

    2. ptschett Avatar


  4. SSurfer321 Avatar

    I don't care to see man ass as the opening pic on my homepage. I recommend There needs to be a NSFW tag on this and the picture in link form.

    1. OA5599 Avatar

      Ass and ye shall receive.

    2. Ashlee Avatar

      Or, you could be working while you are at work… there's a thought…

  5. Jackie Avatar

    Bloody cheeky thing to post. I'd be tempted to try such a wise-crack myself, butt I'm afraid I'd be ass-ociated with shitty expectations.

  6. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Could be worse… I've seen pictures of people in motorcycle accidents without helmets… and walking around without jaws… SHUDDER

    1. ptschett Avatar

      I'm sure glad I was wearing my helmet on the day I got road rash, the 5th of October 2006. I remember opening my garage door and thinking it was a good day for a ride, and then my memories skip to about 4 hours later as I was laying on a backboard in a CT scanner. Apparently in between I'd gone for my ride, and probably high-sided taking a left turn on a gravel road. Both the bike and myself had been in the ditch, based on the grass bits packed into my helmet's top vents and into some exposed phillips screw heads on the bike. After crashing I evidently straightened out the bike's handlebar controls enough to make it functional, then rode to a farm house where the occupants called 911 for me after seeing my condition. I don't remember giving the doctors my parents' phone number but I do remember talking to my dad in the wee hours that night and then he picked me up at the hospital the next morning. We weren't sure where the bike (and therefore my keys!) was but I directed my dad toward my usual ride routes till we saw it at the farm where I'd stopped.

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        Glad you made it in one (minorly damaged) piece, but ow…

    2. Smells_Homeless Avatar

      I still have my first helmet. I keep it as a reminder, as the chin bar is nearly ground off. Stupid high-side wrecks.

  7. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    And have you ever seen the evil brush they use to scrape the gravel out of road rash? Yikes!

  8. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    All right, folks
    Edited to go behind the jump.
    As the ed, I apologize, as I know people don't need this greeting them ever when they open the front page, particularly given what eyes could be looking over shoulders.

    1. skitter Avatar

      We know you're taking advantage.
      We've seen pictures like this, and we know you're gazing longingly at that man's buttocks.
      Make no excuses, it's disgraceful and embarrassing.
      We're on to you, and we will be watching.

  9. RichardKopf Avatar

    That's going to make for one painful lemon party!

  10. dragon951 Avatar

    What the hell happened? Is that road rash from falling off the bike, or some bizarre burn from the tail pipes? Either way, he may have to touch up his tattoo.

  11. alex Avatar

    This is like the woman who backed into the airplane propeller: disaster!

  12. lilwillie Avatar

    Was there a tattoo on his right check?

  13. Brett MacPherson Avatar
    Brett MacPherson

    Based on the injury, and the busted tail light, me-thinks that this fellow was attempting a wheelie and gave it just a little too much twist.