Last Call- Why Your Bicycle Seat Color Matters Edition

If your hooning extends to two-wheel vehicles with pedals, choosing a contrasting seat color can mean the difference between an enjoyable ride, and getting stopped by the cops for cruising past that elementary school.

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  1. pj134 Avatar

    Being that she's Asian, and looks to be Thai, you never know. Lady Boy's are a frightening bunch.
    Threadjack, A guy needs some help getting his car up and running, his story hits home with anyone who's had a tight budget and some issues with a fallen friend. I know I had with my jeep, anyway, if you can help him out, please do.

    1. citroen67 Avatar

      Hey! Be sure to keep us posted on the progress of that donation fund. I don't spend a lot of time over there anymore, so do your best to keep me in the loop! I think that my 25 puts him close to the 200 mark…I hope he gets to 700!

    2. Jo_Schmo Avatar

      I've donated as well. Hope he is able to fix his car with our help.

      1. citroen67 Avatar

        That's great! The only problem I am having now is that I can't login to comment on the progress. It figures…the one time lately that I want to log on to that site, and I can't. :/

    3. engineerd Avatar

      I threw in a few bucks, too. Hopefully he reaches his goal and can get that car going again!

  2. Alff Avatar

    Looks like "she" has something to pedal to the neighbors.

  3. citroen67 Avatar

    You never know…there may be no seat at all on that bike and he/she is just really excited about it.

  4. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    I'm gonna go ahead and say that's all seat.
    If only b/c I want to believe that I didn't just spend the last 45 seconds staring intently at some ladyboy's wang. Similarly, I'd like to be able to claim we're not running some weird kind of ladyboy bike fetish pr0n for the next 12 hours on the site.

  5. CptSevere Avatar

    Bang, bang Sally
    Sally bangs all day
    Who's gonna bang old Sally,
    When Sally's old and gray?
    Sally has a bicycle
    It's seat is made of glass
    Every time she hits a bump
    The seat goes up her…
    Bang, bang, Sally (etc,)
    Bad drinking song I learned in the Army.

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

      I'm'a have to borrow that one. It got a particular tune?

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        Give me a few minutes while I tune up the Stratocaster and power up the Marshall stack.

    2. superbadd75 Avatar

      No, sir, that's a good drinking song you learned in the Army!

  6. Tomsk Avatar

    I can totally imagine the photographer saying "Oh yeah…" as he snapped the pic, then moaning "OH NO!!!" when he looked at it on his computer monitor.

  7. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    I'm gonna go with 'seat', due to there not being any visible fraying in the crotch of those shorts where a hole would be cut, the angle of the dangle (meaning that it hasn't popped out of one leg), the slight difference in tone, and because the shading appears consistent with neither the more-visible-from-a-distance glans of a circumcised penis nor the tip of an uncircumcised one (at least not in a way that can't be explained by shadow).
    I'm sure Charles can provide even more insight, but for now, let's debate whether her (most likely) shirt says "fuck" on it. Probably "lucky", but one can hope.

    1. superbadd75 again Avatar
      superbadd75 again

      Why would Charles know anything about it? Is that gal a personal friend of his or something?
      On another note, for some reason comments aren't loading fast enough, and I'm forced to comment as if I had no intensedebate ID. What up with that?

      1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

        I just had to log back in too. Who knows.
        And c'mon, it's Charles

  8. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    Man, that's a lot of wood!
    The fence people, I'm talking about the fence. Sheesh.

    1. pj134 Avatar

      thats some sweet art deco shit right?

  9. jeremy![™] Avatar

    ha ha ha ha!

  10. superbadd75 Avatar

    Who cares what it is, she's obviously happy about it being there!

  11. engineerd Avatar

    Just when I start realizing that the interwebs only purpose isn't for deviant pr0n and there might actually be useful, fun car blogs on it I see this.

    1. superbadd75 Avatar

      Don't you know, even the fun car blogs are required to take a deviant pr0n break. It's, like, a rule or something.

  12. Uncle_Bo Avatar

    That's an unusual fence. I was going to say I don't see any posts…. but there is at least one in the pic.

  13. muthalovin Avatar

    That's a folding bike, right? Maybe the seat fell off, maybe it didn't.

  14. BrianTheHoon Avatar

    Dude's kinda hot.

  15. FTGDHoonEdition Avatar

    Leave it to this damn site to get your mind wandering off on the most obscure stuff. Something, you would never had given a thought about previously.

  16. iheartstiggie Avatar

    Let's just be glad it wasn't a tan banana seat.

    1. superbadd75 Avatar

      Actually, I'm kind of bummed that it wasn't. Is that wrong?

  17. Møbius Avatar

    Dear internet,
    Thank you for giving us such convenient means of spreading many various photos from around the world to other various, bored people around the world who have eagle-sharp vision and spot amazing details and then post them on their blog to spread the photos along with their interpretation to even more other people around the world.
    Thank you. No, really, thank you.