By Robert Emslie
The only thing worse than being stuck in an ovine traffic jam is deciding, out of boredom, to count them and then falling asleep.
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Jeff Glucker
It behooves me to say that this is flocking shear madness. Just take your Lamb-orghini and ram your way through.
Then you can fulfill that lifelong dream of opening your own all-you-can-eat haggis stand. Chop chop!
Well done! It bi-hooves me to point out that their hooves are cloven. Wool you be able to spin that in to the next set of puns?
Get out of the waaaaaaaaaay.
If you're from some place like Wyoming, this would make you think of the old Blind Faith tune, "Sea of Joy."
There is an easy New Zealand joke in there, but I can't be bothered trying to come up with a decent one.
thank you, your respect is appreciated..
thats definitely NZ in the picture, and it makes me home sick (and a little bit horny)!!!
TMI, thanks. I just recommend that you put your wellies on before acting on any impulses that might arise.
dont knock it till you have tried it!
all the advantages:
they dont mind if you shag their friends
they dont mind if you shag their mum/daughter
a handful of grass is as good as a bunch of flowers
a handful of grass is as good as a bottle of wine
they never complain
you can eat them afterwards!
whats not too like!?!?
I knew about the boots, didn't I? 😉
Greg, I've been with gals that would prefer a handful of grass to wine or flowers.
… and the Welshman says: "No, I like to be able to kiss 'em too."
Someone opened a new Apple store?
I was hoping for some Modern Art Monday for Last Call, but this will ewe.
That's some ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d traffic.
The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s. It works well, but isn’t as fast as Safari, and has a clunkier interface. If you occasionally plan on using the web browser that’s not an issue, but if you’re planning to browse the web alot from your PMP then the iPod’s larger screen and better browser may be important.