Last Call- How's Your Commute? Edition

By Robert Emslie Mar 16, 2010

We’ve seen jet-powered cars, and rocket-powered jetpacks, however neither of those was very good at multi-tasking. But now, for only $86,000 and a permanent butt-pucker, you can sail over traffic jams in a V4 piston-powered turbofan jetpack. The Martin Jetpack has a 280-lb load capacity (sorry tubbos) and a 31-mile range at an FAA-regulated 63 mph. And while its 8000-ft ceiling would technically allow you entry into the mile-high club, it looks like it takes both hands to operate it.
Image source: [flightglobal.com]

19 thoughts on “Last Call- How's Your Commute? Edition”
  1. The pedant in me wants to point out that a V4-powered propeller engine isn't a turbofan, as there's no gas turbine involved. The 6-year-old in me, however, is just screaming "WANT!" over and over at the top of his lungs.

    1. Skitter totally fell out of the sky and crushed my damn Hyandai with his jetpack. No way did he beat it to oblivion with a sledge, this was a single impact.

  2. If it is possible to have sex while strapped into a jetpack, I'm pretty sure America's innovation hub – the porn industry – will find a way to film it and put it on the Internet.

  3. Wow. A million things just hit my mind at once. FAA-regulated.. do I need a pilot's license? Or can I just tie on some steel-toed combat boots and take a flight?
    How do I feel about my steel-toed combat boots being my first line of defense during a crash episode? What if they surrounded the pilot/dude with a giant shock-absorbing ball of some kind? Is the pilot (pictured) practicing on a rig of some kind? Wouldn't that be the best carnival ride ever invented?
    Does the unit have a kickstand so I can park it somewhere? Can I "land" on my office building's roof? Will maintenance give me a key for roof access?

    1. Just don't make contact with your steel-toed boots with a high tension line while flying around in this nightmarish eggbeater contraption and you'll do just fine. Don't make contact with anything while driving it. Actually, don't make contact with this thing at all. Let your buddies do it, and take pictures. File this under "Let's Don't, and Said We Did."

  4. 31 miles should be enough to get me over the border. Just need to find someone to package up 80 lbs of coke and leave it next to a fast fueling rig, and this thing will pay for itself.

  5. Regular, or Premium fuel? I am having a delightful time picturing someone landing at a gas station, walking up to the pump and filling up. Standing, while the gas goes, tapping a foot, looking around…. DING. Walk out to the sidewalk and take off… Damn, that shit is soooo 2010!

  6. We've been asking "where are the flying cars we've been promised since the 1950s…?" Now, we've still got no flying cars, but we DO have flying pedestrians…

  7. I had a German uncle (from Düsseldorf, rather than Bavaria). He came to the UK as a PoW in 1944 after having a bridge blown up underneath him by his own side and stayed (I thought these people were supposed to be my enemies?). When he went back for the first time in twenty years, his main comment on getting back was They do nothing there but eat.

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