While the sign is funny, what I find more intriguing about this is just how crazy ugly a Lincoln MKT hearse can be.
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An ugly modification to an ugly vehicle. I wouldn’t be caught dead in it.
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Personally, I’m mortified that this even exists.
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I’m mortified that this even exists.
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I’m laughing so hard that it’s giving me coffin fits.
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Yeah – drop-dead funny. I’m dying here….
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It isn’t just modified appearance. A hearse conversion also adds stiff suspension.
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http://specialtyhearse.com/wp-content/gallery/lincoln-limo/MKT14-44in-trunk-Limo-FP_-hi11.jpg
The MKT with a trunk is considerably worse than the hearse version.-
It’s as though the presidential limo and an MV-1 got together for a night of drunken back-alley passion and the stretched-and-trunked MKT was the result.
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For a second I thought that first shot was on a drag strip!
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If you put my body in that, I would kick and bite my way out of the coffin and just hitch hike to my funeral.
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Normally, the corpse’s trip to the graveyard is one way. For someone “just buried” to be riding in a hearse, they would have to have been subsequently “just dug up”.
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That is a van in everything but name, and trying to dodge that tag it just turned into something unbelievable hideous. I wonder what people said about this one in its time – today I consider it very desirable. I’m dead serious.
Rare Siebert Hearse Driver: 1948 Ford w/ Flathead V8 Drivetrain
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It’s got a GM alternator and 12 volt conversion, which should make it more reliable.
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Checking in on Jalopnik, my neighbourhood made the front page. That’s rare:
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How about these death-traps. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Ford_Granada_(known_as_Scorpio_outside_UK)_based_Coleman_Milne_hearse_registered_December_1987_2933cc.JPG
http://www.uktohabbarijamalta.com/files/ford%20falcon.jpg
http://i62.tinypic.com/jiomfo.jpg As for this last one, although it’s not a hearse I consider it to be one. For two reasons, firstly it looks like one and anyone who drives one is considered dead to me.
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That Jaguar…wow. Don’t forget the Nilsson alternatives – three door, five door and Landau.
http://www.nilsson.se/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bagravningsbil-3.jpg
http://www.nilsson.se/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/begravningsbil-5d.jpg
http://www.nilsson.se/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/L1.jpg
(…and why do people still mirror the front view of Volvos? How can a photographer or web designer not notice its inherent asymmetry…)
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The problem is that we are all car guys and that we want to go to the graveyard, or crematorium, in one of these.
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Yes. Preferably sideways.
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Lincoln’s idea was that the MK-T would replace the Town Car for the “black car” livery business, but it flopped there. Too ugly.
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I remember the first time I saw one of these, I probably did a quadruple take of disbelief. Now everything I see a stock non hearse on this is all I think of. Still can’t believe these exist
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