By Robert Emslie
There’s so much incongruous gender attestation going on with this truck that I don’t know where to start. I think I’ll just leave this here and let you ponder its potential meaning.
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Jeff Glucker
Queensland plate. That explains a lot.
I thought he was French for some reason.
I bet you eat "American fries".
Nah, I just saw some low-hanging fruit.
Oooo, f'ck.
Ha ha, that's immediately what I thought!
Could that mean Ute 'R Us?
OMG I think you have it. I wonder if they were pissed when someone pointed out the obvious to them??
HAHAHAHA I bet you right!
Created by the same sign company?
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Hahaha!!!
Hermaphrodite?
Maybe a Crossdressover?
Related:
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Uterus apart with some of these pictures.
Genitally speaking of course.
I am never speechless, Except now.
<img src="http://www.metalmaidens.com/gwar8_gross.jpg" width=500>
Verily! 'Tis the conveyance of no mere mortal but that of Slymenstra Hymen, whose devotion to Oderus Urungus far surpasses her ability to spell. Mock not, lest ye be eviscerated.
I don't know what that is. But I shall have nightmares of it until I die.
U ter us Tonneau cover. U make mad.
'Round here, we call that a Sport and Leisure Urban Truck (SLUT).
The back end of a third-gen Mitsubishi Triton, it's best angle. The front end is damn ugly.
Even with the truck nuts? I'm afraid to GIS now.
Juan Uterus does not appreciate us making fun of his truck.
Judging by the license plate, I'm pretty sure that's Bruce Uterus.
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As I've said before, I need to carry a can of florescent pink spray paint around with me, with which I'd re-color every set of truck nuts I see. Owners should know what people really think of them.
Umm… that they have … pink … nuts?
Yes. Exactly.
What if man with a dark complexion owned that vehicle? Maybe you need a brown can also. For accuracy.
Dang. You're right.
And a can of yellow. For people with jaundice.
This is getting too complicated.
Blue for those forever alones and smurfs.
Green, for zombies.
I think the only color you need is blue, because guys with truck nuts usually haven't gotten laid in a while.
I've seen peach-colored truck nuts, so they probably wouldn't notice, or would appreciate the change.
The term "Uterus" as a slang term for a "Ute" has been used here in Oz for decades.
The registration plate and the "nuts" are a mating symbol of a breed of humanoid known as Bogans.