By Robert Emslie
Steve Mcqueen was the coolest. He was cooler than you, and cooler than me. He was even cooler than Anchorage Alaska in winter, which is where he got popped for drunk driving after doing brodies in a rented ’72 Toronado. When tasked with walking the white line down the center of the street as part of the field sobriety test, Mcqueen decided to do summersaults instead.
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Jeff Glucker
Steve McQueen Steve McQueen
When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be
Steve McQueen Steve McQueen
The coolest goddamn motherscratcher on the silver screen
I’d drive real fast everywhere no one would ever catch me
and I’d kick your ass if you pissed me off so be careful what you ask me
and I’d never have an empty bottle or an empty bed
and as cool as Paul Newman is I bet Steve could whup his head
I've been to Anchorage, a long time ago, and can attest to the fact that not even the great Steve McQueen could ever remain sober in such a place.
A 'Mother Theresa drunk' kinda town?
A "Drink Like A Viking" kinda town.
So the moral of the story is that they have become German?
I have trouble with all the McQueen worship. Yes, he was a good racer, a good dramatic actor, and a philanthropist. But he was also an unrepentant drug abuser, alcoholic, philanderer, paranoid hot-head and misogynistic wife-abuser.
He is dead. Only the good is left and the bad is burried in the coffin – think Ted Kennedy
There is always Paul Newman for hero worship
It gives Bowie's mugshot/fashion shoot a run for its money.
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