Last Call – Berlin to Warsaw in One Tank Edition

Not what Rommel had in mind…

Besides sounding like a depraved sexual favor or street drug lingo, the Smank is the perfect fighting vehicle for this new, eco-conscious age. Invade Poland on an environmentally-friendly 60mpg! Run circles around those clumsy Panzerkampfwagens! Park anywhere! Goose-step your way to a lower carbon footprint today!
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  1. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    Awwww. It looks like a cute little armed Bobcat.

  2. Alff Avatar

    It's a little shmarty pants…er.

  3. ZomBee Racer Avatar

    Huh-huh-huh-huh…. that's the craziest thing I've seen all day. No wait, I saw something a little bit crazier. The SECOND craziest thing I've seen all day.

    1. EscortsForever Avatar

      ok, i'll bite – what was crazier than that?

      1. ZomBee Racer Avatar

        This is some pretty crazy stuff right here…
        And yet, I've seen something even crazier.

        1. EscortsForever Avatar

          ok, yep – that pretty crazy; you win 😀

    2. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      If it's the one you send in today, we're running it tomorrow AM.

  4. thomasmac Avatar

    Im just going to say… I would rather drive that Volkswagen Scirroco TDI that distance. Now if the Smank had a 20mm cannon mounted on top of it my opinon might vary

  5. CaffeineFuelled Avatar

    I've always said I'd never buy a Smart… I may have spoken too soon. How would you get inside it though? Sunroof?
    It just needs a cannon mounted on the front.

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      Did you see the Hayabusa powered Smart?
      That thing's pure crazy.

      1. ZomBee Racer Avatar

        The wife says I have to wait till her warranty's up. Then I have free-rein so long as it can still pass smog.
        I'm thinking VTEC yo.

    2. Seth L Avatar
      Seth L

      I thought through the back like an APC, but the seats are in the way.
      I also really really want this.

  6. CptSevere Avatar

    That's the cutest thing I've seen since a Chevy 283 powered M114. Aw, c'mere, honey.

    1. P161911 Avatar

      So if a 283 fits that means a LS9 fits.

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        Now you're using the old noodle.

  7. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    That beats the Isuzu Cab Over box truck I saw used as a school bus today.