Last Call: Bentayga with lashes to start your week

Colby Buchanan

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Of all the things to put headlight eyelashes on, I wouldn’t really think of a Bentayga. That being said, this wouldn’t be the first time I’ve seen lashes on a Bentley. What gets me is that it’s such an older trend that you don’t really see anymore. People kind of realized how cheesy it was but apparently not everyone.

I’m curious if the majority of people think these are cringey or laughable when they first see them. This then leads me to wonder what the owner thinks. Do they think it’s funny or do they like the Dolly Parton look? Either way, it gave me a laugh so I can’t complain.

https://twitter.com/john_osborn/status/1294319192020262912?s=20

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Colby Buchanan

Colby Buchanan

My name is Colby Buchanan and I love all things car-related all the way from rusted 240sx’s to McLaren Senna’s and of course I have a soft spot for American Muscle. You can spot me in my bone stock ’06 350z named MackenZ.

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11 responses to “Last Call: Bentayga with lashes to start your week”

  1. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Car eyelashes are no longer in fashion for, say, a Miata, but an accessory like that on a Bentley says you have enough money that you DGAF what other people think about you. It’s the automotive equivalent of dragging your mink coat on the ground.

    https://www.peta.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/mink-sephora-eyelash-victory-668×336.jpg?20200630042550

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  2. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    No surprises here. This is just about what I’ve come to expect of Bentley owners these days. I’m guessing it’s parked at the same shopping mall where they bought the lashes. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they bought the Bentley at a shopping mall.

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  3. Zentropy Avatar
    Zentropy

    https://www.pngitem.com/pimgs/m/184-1843811_darwin-gumball-cartoonnetwork-cartoon-darwinandgumball-baby-darwin-watterson.png

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  4. Wayne Moyer Avatar
    Wayne Moyer

    How many Lyft drives would you have to do to pay the lease payments on that car?

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    1. outback_ute Avatar
      outback_ute

      All the Lyft drives…

      Mind you this is partly skewed by this sort of car being a lot more expensive in Australia. Eg the cheapest one for sale is a diesel with 50k miles for the equivalent of US$180k or so while the cheapest new one is US$285k. Good old luxury car tax at work there.

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  5. Zentropy Avatar
    Zentropy

    Someone obviously needs their ass kicked.

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    1. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      We sentenced them to thirty lashes. Communications evidently went haywire.

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      1. nanoop Avatar
        nanoop

        I remember the court reports, quite a high-brow case.

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    2. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      It’s been far too long since we’ve had a good guillotining.

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  6. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    The other day, my wife said: “We should do something together”. So, yesterday night, I proposed we polish the two remaining turds cars in our driveway. Amazingly, she said yes. Here’s a freshly shiny Leaf:

    https://i.ibb.co/7V2FZfR/IMG-20200901-070241.jpg

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  7. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    there’s a lavender Wrangler I see by the beach most Saturday mornings, if I go out there, with eyelashes. it’s got the usual complement of decals – it’s a Jeep thing, the thin blue line, everything you’d expect. I used to feel some serious sympathy for the Jeep when I’d see it. one day I saw the driver, who I guess drives out to the ocean to work out by the beach every week (and who, given everything I’ve told you, looks exactly like you’d expect). something about seeing the car’s owner next to the car soothed my anxiety about the eyelashes. it’s her car and she probably loves it.

    now I feel the eyelashes give it a bit of personality. it’s not a look i like, not is the purple paint, but it’s hers. y’know? I kind of appreciate that.

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