Last Call- Accidents Happen Edition

By Robert Emslie Feb 25, 2010
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  1. Back in the day, I remember walking up the stairs to my college apartment. A softball player was walking down. Perspective being what it is, I thought 'She's pretty cute.'

    'I come up to her shoulder.'

    'She's pretty cute.'
    /Police investigating have decided to carefully go through several lineups.

  2. Okay where do we start…
    First of all this can't be in 'Merica because someone would have their panties in a twist over the "sexual innuendo."
    Secondly, I'm inexplicably amused that someone rammed a Honda (I think) with a German (car.)
    Part c, was this entire scene caused by the billboard or general retardedness…
    This message brought to you by the desire to not see figure skating again for four more years and vodka.

    1. I'm not 100% but that looks to me like a Passat or Jetta, so it's German on German. I'd suggest that the EU not allow these anywhere near Poland. I think we all know how that turned out.
      I also share your feelings about ice-skating. While I respect the amount of training and natural talent that thiis stuff requires, I just cannot get into it.
      It's the most "FABULOUS" moment in the Winter Olympics.
      I'd rather watch curling for god's sake.

        1. Curling rules.
          The Norwegian men's team is wearing some crazy pants, and the US team set out one of their goals to be the first team stripped of a medal for being drunk all the time. Of course, the US team didn't get anywhere close to the medal part, but I like to think they are hanging out in a bar in Vancouver getting blitzed while making crude statements about the Swedish women's curling team.

        2. Giant game of shuffle board. I love it. I have wanted to watch downhill, aerials, ski acrobatics(?) and anything that wasn't four days of Ice Dancing coverage. The wife and I usually like figure skating to a degree, but dammit enough is enough!

  3. Who doesn't love the sideboob? One of the funnier moments on FG, but then again, I'm a big fan so I find the humor in most everthing Seth Mafarland touches to be very funny.
    I think we can all thank the Simpsons for bringing animation to prime-time and FG is just one of many benificiaries of that revolution. Sure, I think that FG is more edgy and giggle-ready, but the Simpons (and staff) have been doing it for 20+ years. You've gotta give props to that kind of longevity, along with the ability to make people laugh even though they've probably seen that bit on another show. South Park said it best when they made "The Simpsons Already Did That".
    And think about it…..is Homer Simpson not a family member to you? I sure as hell feel like he's as tangible and realistic as Ward Cleaver.

  4. I think that if I was a chick, I'd flash everyone. Providing I had a decent rack, that is. Just for kicks, and the reaction it got, I think it'd be fun. Then again, if I were a chick, I'd probably have a different opinion about that.

  5. Ford has jumped into the burgeoning urban car segment with both feet at the Beijing Motor Show with the Start concept. The design study was developed to look at ways of building a smaller, more affordable car using fewer raw materials. The structure is a combination of aluminum and high strength steels to keep weight down without sacrificing safety, while the body panels are made from recyclable composites that already have the color molded in, eliminating the need to paint.

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