Last Call- Accidents Happen Edition

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  1. skitter Avatar

    Back in the day, I remember walking up the stairs to my college apartment. A softball player was walking down. Perspective being what it is, I thought 'She's pretty cute.'

    'I come up to her shoulder.'

    'She's pretty cute.'
    /Police investigating have decided to carefully go through several lineups.

  2. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Okay where do we start…
    First of all this can't be in 'Merica because someone would have their panties in a twist over the "sexual innuendo."
    Secondly, I'm inexplicably amused that someone rammed a Honda (I think) with a German (car.)
    Part c, was this entire scene caused by the billboard or general retardedness…
    This message brought to you by the desire to not see figure skating again for four more years and vodka.

    1. KAdams1476 Avatar

      I'm not 100% but that looks to me like a Passat or Jetta, so it's German on German. I'd suggest that the EU not allow these anywhere near Poland. I think we all know how that turned out.
      I also share your feelings about ice-skating. While I respect the amount of training and natural talent that thiis stuff requires, I just cannot get into it.
      It's the most "FABULOUS" moment in the Winter Olympics.
      I'd rather watch curling for god's sake.

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        I tuned into curling the other night while drunk, and it was pretty cool! Kind of Zen-like.

        1. engineerd Avatar

          Curling rules.
          The Norwegian men's team is wearing some crazy pants, and the US team set out one of their goals to be the first team stripped of a medal for being drunk all the time. Of course, the US team didn't get anywhere close to the medal part, but I like to think they are hanging out in a bar in Vancouver getting blitzed while making crude statements about the Swedish women's curling team.

        2. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

          Giant game of shuffle board. I love it. I have wanted to watch downhill, aerials, ski acrobatics(?) and anything that wasn't four days of Ice Dancing coverage. The wife and I usually like figure skating to a degree, but dammit enough is enough!

  3. dragon951 Avatar

    No matter how long you look at it, she's not going to turn around. Eyes on the road chump.
    Side note: That's not a very good side boob.

  4. thomasmac Avatar

    Agreed on the side boob
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  5. dmilligan Avatar

    That's a good one. Thanks for giving me my best laugh of the day.

  6. KAdams1476 Avatar

    Who doesn't love the sideboob? One of the funnier moments on FG, but then again, I'm a big fan so I find the humor in most everthing Seth Mafarland touches to be very funny.
    I think we can all thank the Simpsons for bringing animation to prime-time and FG is just one of many benificiaries of that revolution. Sure, I think that FG is more edgy and giggle-ready, but the Simpons (and staff) have been doing it for 20+ years. You've gotta give props to that kind of longevity, along with the ability to make people laugh even though they've probably seen that bit on another show. South Park said it best when they made "The Simpsons Already Did That".
    And think about it… Homer Simpson not a family member to you? I sure as hell feel like he's as tangible and realistic as Ward Cleaver.

  7. rocketrodeo Avatar

    It took me a while to notice the fender-bender. Good work.

  8. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

    If the guy in the black car is anything like me, he wrecked his car trying to figure out where the hell that poor girl's ass went.

    1. Goingincirclez Avatar

      I was wondering the same, but about her boobs.

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  10. Tripl3fast Avatar

    Another reason why they are called funbags.

  11. engineerd Avatar

    Where's the cars in that picture? I thought this was a car blog!

    1. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

      Can we get a picture of what that camera (on the billboard) sees?

  12. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

    I think that if I was a chick, I'd flash everyone. Providing I had a decent rack, that is. Just for kicks, and the reaction it got, I think it'd be fun. Then again, if I were a chick, I'd probably have a different opinion about that.

  13. highmileage_v1 Avatar

    The US team is probably hanging out with the Canadian women's Hockey Team. Lounging around center ice and starting on their 20th case of beer.

  14. engineerd Avatar

    And smoking stogies while taking drunken joy rides on the Zamboni.

  15. highmileage_v1 Avatar

    Hockey Hoons! They should invite the US womens team over for some brews and bumper sledding. They played a hell of a game.

  16. engineerd Avatar

    Absolutely! That was a good game from what I was able to watch.

  17. Tomsk Avatar

    Driver: I'd hit that…
    Gah! That's the last time I think out loud!

  18. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

    Boobies are good stuff, but they're nothing without a rockin' booty to balance it out.

  19. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

    Boobies are good stuff, but they're nothing without a rockin' booty to balance it out.

  20. RJC Avatar

    Thought you guys would want to know that ad is part of the very awesome "Be Stupid" ad campaign by Diesel Jeans. The whole campaign is hilarious and Mothers-Of-America-UnFriendly.
    If you guys want to check out some of the other stuff it's here-

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