Ok, so what we have here is a retired, righthand drive Postal Jeep (which could be a great LeMons theme by itself) but here in the Great Northwest, these typically end up as repurposed, earworm-spawning, change collecting machines of mass-parent-irritation.

And, at only $500 bucks, even though it is not running, it is a LeMons contender without even trying.  Having previously owned an aging Jeep of similar qualities, I can attest at how easy it is to swap an engine from pretty much anything into it.  2-stroke weed-whacker motor?  Yep.  BMW v-12?  Piece of cake!  Cut out the (probably already rusted) floorpans and Fred Flintstone your way to victory?  Hell yes!

Bonus points if you blast The Music of the Icecream Man for the duration of the race and have a full complement of treats on-board for your pit crew (and anyone else that flags you down on the track.)  Index of Effluency trophy is almost guaranteed if you can figure a way to re-dual-purpose a slighty-used intercooler.
Find it for sale here.
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