If at Crash You Don't Succeed, Fail, Fail, Again

By Robert Emslie Oct 20, 2009
17 thoughts on “If at Crash You Don't Succeed, Fail, Fail, Again”
  1. I was speaking with an actuary not long ago, who confirmed for me the long-held belief that most deaths and total losses are male drivers, but that’s a tiny fraction of all claims. Most partial claims are women by a hefty margin, according to his data.
    I still say young men get unfairly screwed with blanket insurance rates. Even though they’re more likely to do serious harm, the incidents are few and far between (even though the severity is higher). We need tiered rates and licensing!

  2. I wonder what happened after it left the camera's view? My money is on it exploding into a huge fireball.

    1. I’d re-think that statement – if she can do this with a car, wonder what she’d do with the knife set and you in the next room!

  3. I think she was trying to murder the dog. After she effs it up, it comes back and taunts her, at which point she goes into rage mode.

    1. It seems like the dog might have had something to do with this, If she was looking at the dog and not where she was going. Only rational reason I could think of.

  4. This just reminds me that by not thinking, you can make things worse when things go wrong; and, it just makes it that much more funny for the onlookers.

  5. In my head, this car belonged to Charlie and a fake Eddie Murphy – and it was being driven by Dave Chapelle pretending to be Rick James…

  6. I loved the way the trim just peeled off when she backed up. If I really cared about this car I would be outraged, but I’m just small enough that I’m amused by other people’s misfortunes. It’s a simple pleasure that I relish. Idiots amuse me, unless I’m the idiot, then it’s all business.

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