How Not to Transport Two Classic Benzes

Greg Kachadurian

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A reader of Hooniverse and personal friend of mine in Florida snapped this photo on his way home from work the other day, and right away there are a few things that stand out about it.

Firstly, that’s a famous/infamous Mercedes-Benz 600 sitting unloved on the back of a car carrier in the rain. Secondly, that said 600’s door is cracked open in the rain. And finally, there’s also a classic 300SL “Gullwing” sitting just in front of the Pontiac, also in the rain.

Don’t get me wrong, I love that these two classics are seeing the right side of the garage door, but there has to be a better way of doing that than this.

If you want another cringeworthy photo, click past the jump for a closeup of the 300SL.

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It’s important to note that a  pristine 300SL “Gullwing” can bring up to million dollars or more at an auction.

[Images used courtesy of Brad]

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Greg Kachadurian

Greg Kachadurian

I’m the guy that spoiled the site with all the new car stuff. Hooniverse News Editor since 2011, amateur motorsport photographer, sim racer, and mountain road enthusiast.

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41 responses to “How Not to Transport Two Classic Benzes”

  1. nanoop Avatar
    nanoop

    There's probably more of those in the world than running Morris Marinas, so why should they be treated any special?

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    1. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
      Scandinavian Flick ★

      Because reasons.

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    2. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
      Dean Bigglesworth

      There ain't enough pianos.

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      1. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
        Scandinavian Flick ★

        <img src="http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif&quot; width="350">

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      2. nanoop Avatar
        nanoop

        In such weather conditions, there's surely more running pianos than Marinas out there!

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      3. Shant Jaltorossian Avatar
        Shant Jaltorossian

        As a Marina fan, I resent that statement.

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        1. Vairship Avatar
          Vairship

          “Marina is a word like rubella—it sounds far nicer than the thing it describes.” – Jonathan Raban in a sailing magazine, per http://www.morganscloud.com/2010/01/19/sailing-in…
          😉

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  2. danleym Avatar
    danleym

    First, I like the placement of the Hooniverse logo in the second pic.
    Second, I had my Spirit shipped cross country on an open carrier once. I didn't have the cash for a closed, and it's not like it's worth that cost anyways. But it definitely picked up a few nicks from rocks and such on the trip. No more than you'd expect if you drove it 3,000 miles, I suppose, but still. I can't imagine having the coin to own a 300SL and still being such a cheapskate that you won't drop an extra grand for a closed trailer.

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    1. GregKachadurian Avatar
      GregKachadurian

      My thoughts exactly. I'm way too paranoid about my car as it is and I can't imagine I'd be sleeping well if I knew it was on an open car carrier, let alone a 300SL.
      And thanks 😉

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    2. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      You haven't ordered your Hooniverse-branded replacement mirror yet? What are you waiting for?

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      1. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
        Scandinavian Flick ★

        It adds 2hp!
        …also rust…

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        1. dead_elvis Avatar
          dead_elvis

          I was promised 5 hp & and anti-rust protection! Should I not have trusted that guy with the trenchcoat full of mirrors?

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          1. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
            Scandinavian Flick ★

            No, man… you've been had. You're supposed to buy it from the guy selling them out the back of the El Camino-ed Volvo wagon.

          2. dead_elvis Avatar
            dead_elvis

            I won't do business with him any longer. Pissed me off when he wouldn't sell me the Volvochero.

        2. dukeisduke Avatar
          dukeisduke

          50hp for small block Chevys.

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        3. OA5599 Avatar
          OA5599

          I ordered my Hooniverse mirror when I was at 85 points. Overnight, it put me over 100p.

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          1. dead_elvis Avatar
            dead_elvis

            sonofabi… I'm still waiting!

      2. salguod Avatar
        salguod

        Hooniverse may be closer than it appears.

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  3. Maxichamp Avatar
    Maxichamp

    I gasped out loud when I saw the second picture. Why would anyone with the dough to afford a Gullwing be so cheap with transport costs?

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    1. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      Repo? Bulk car theft?

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      1. dukeisduke Avatar
        dukeisduke

        Somebody ordered a Grand Prix?
        Speaking of Grands Prix, years ago (sometime back in the '80s), I was on the way home from work in my Vega, and in front of me was a tow truck pulling a burgundy '77 Grand Prix, picked up from the rear on a sling. I could tell the driver's door wasn't closed well (remember those 900lb GM doors, and how the hinges would sag over time and not close properly?), and I knew that wasn't a good thing. Anyway, this was on a four-lane undivided street (Abrams Road in North Dallas), and all of a sudden, the driver's door swung open, just in time to get picked off by a fire hydrant, in the grass parkway between the road and the sidewalk.
        I was right behind them, and because of the traffic, I couldn't get around, so I got to enjoy the festivities. The fire hydrant smashed into the door, pulled the door around backwards, and broke the glass. The driver must have heard/felt the impact, because he stopped the truck, walked around, and tried to straighten out the door. About that time I was finally able to pass him. Unreal.

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        1. ChuckyShamrok Avatar
          ChuckyShamrok

          Maybe it's a Grand Prix GXP?

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    2. ˏ♂ˊ mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
      ˏ♂ˊ mzs zsm msz esq

      Why? It's not like it's a British car above leaking oil all over the Gullwing, it's actually offered a lot of protection there!

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  4. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    Maybe it's a copy, or a 'movie car'…it might not be the real thing.

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    1. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      Somebody once tried to make a reproduction Gullwing…
      <img src="http://www.mercedesheritage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forklift.jpg"&gt;
      …Once.
      <img src="http://www.mercedesheritage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2008DIG29283.jpg"&gt;
      http://www.mercedesheritage.com/2012/mercedes-ben…
      http://www.autoblog.com/2012/03/23/daimler-crushe…

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      1. DemonXanth Avatar
        DemonXanth

        I hate how a company can basically say "we did something once 50 years ago, we won't do it again, but nobody can" thanks to copyright laws.

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  5. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat Avatar
    C³-Cool Cadillac Cat

    The open door is a crime against automobiledom.

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  6. stigshift Avatar
    stigshift

    I wonder where those photos were taken. I've only seen one 600 sedan in the wild, and it turned in to an exclusive community near a park in Tarpon Springs. It was also that same color…

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    1. Brad Avatar
      Brad

      I took it heading southbound on the Sawgrass Expressway around the Coral Springs FL area. I nearly passed it without much thought because it was raining pretty heavy that day (we had flooding all over the place) and at first glance it looked like a truck just carrying an old Merc, Hyundai and Pontiac it wasn't till I saw the antique plate on the 600 that I slowed down and then noticed the SL wedged underneath.
      Also, both doors to the 600 were open, and you can't tell from the picture but there were a few times a door would swing wide open, surely soaking the whole inside.
      The odd thing was the Hyundai had pretty serious crash damage (the whole passenger side was caved in) and was likely totaled. It doesn't make much sense that two cars worth over $1m would be on a truck with a totaled Accent and a Grand Prix.

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      1. stigshift Avatar
        stigshift

        Welcome to Florida.

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  7. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    Van_Sarockin

    They're cars. They're meant to travel in the out of doors.

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    1. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      Out of doors, yes. With open doors not so much.

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      1. Devin Avatar
        Devin

        Depends on the car really.
        <img src="http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv184/JF2160/Vietnam%20Jeep%20Club%20Sunday%2025th%20July/Binhbeer02.jpg&quot; width="500">

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        1. Batshitbox Avatar
          Batshitbox

          What doors?!

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  8. racer139 Avatar
    racer139

    Is that a strap swinging against the 300? It kinda looks like it.

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  9. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    The trunk on the 600 doesn't look to be properly closed either. I'm willing to bet it has something to do with the hydraulics not working.
    Pretty much everything in the 600 is powered with hydraulics, doors ant trunk are pulled shut by this system also.
    On the other hand there should be another way to operate those parts in an emergency.

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  10. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    MAYBE they are headed for restorations. At least I hope they are. No point in paying for an enclosed trailer when you are about to drop six figures on a little freshening up. The doors on the 600 might have something to do with funky hydraulics and a clueless truck driver that loaded it up.

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  11. LBJ's Love Child Avatar
    LBJ's Love Child

    "Objects In Mirror Are From Another Hooniverse."

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  12. salguod Avatar
    salguod

    In the mid 90's when I lived in Detroit I once saw a truck load of new Firebirds traveling west on 696 in a driving snow. The last one on top was loaded tail up and somehow the hatch had gotten open. At every overpass I cringed thinking that hatch was going to bite it. After it didn't for a few bridges, I got to thinking about how much snow was piling up inside that thing.
    Someone waved him over after a bit and I kept driving.

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  13. Dark Helmet Avatar
    Dark Helmet

    Noticed that all the parts falling off the two benzs are of genuine german manufacture. Also the air suspension on the 600 is down. Should be fun watching that get unloaded off the truck.

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  14. Rover Parts Avatar
    Rover Parts

    well, apparently the owner doesnt give a damn, and those cars are tougher than what you credit them for, thats why classic cars rock

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