Hooniverse Weekend Edition: LeMons Ready

Things have been a bit slow around my pad today. I tend not to get out in the wild during a holiday weekend down here in the greater Daytona Beach, Florida area as the touristas are rampant. Therefore, I decided to head over to all things bay with an e and see what was up. Well, my fellow Hoons get your LeMons twofer here.

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  1. Tomsk Avatar

    Team/Theme ideas:
    -Serb's Up (woodgrain on the sides, surfboards on the roof, team dresses as surfers)
    -Ecurie Belgrade (no national racing colors listed for the former Yugoslavia, so just make 'em up)
    -Sh*tting Bricklins (paint 'em matte red)
    -Yugo Boss (black paint on cars, team members dress in suits)

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    3. sporty88 Avatar

      I love the Yugo Boss idea – they must be obviously cheap, ill-fitting suits as well.
      BTW Longroofian, knowing the reputation these cars have, is this intended as a two-car team, or is the second car just for spares?

  2. Van Sarockin Avatar
    Van Sarockin

    Paint em olive drab and call them Ratko's Raiders. See if you can't win the Curse before the race starts. Infinite tasteless theme and accessory variations. It's not like motorsports wasn't already balkanized.
    BTW, how bout them crucial crashes at Monaco and Indy?

  3. smokyburnout Avatar

    I don't think I can top Tomsk's "Yugo Boss" theme idea… Maybe put both powertrains in one Yugo and call the team "Wepush, Yugo"?
    Also, 12-cylinder cylinder steam engine!

    1. Tomsk Avatar

      A 50 model jet engine array!
      [youtube krAzGMxAIl8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krAzGMxAIl8 youtube]
      Paint that Yugo up like Silent Sam!

      1. smokyburnout Avatar

        They did those on the new How It's Made on Friday, along with the pizza vending machine.

    2. Van Sarockin Avatar
      Van Sarockin

      For the sake of reliability, you must bolt both of the Yugos together. Also 2x harder to get passed….

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  4. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    Willing to trade for a Lima 2.3, SBC, Ferrari V12, or 13" racing tires.
    One. Of. Us.

  5. B72 Avatar

    Naming it "Yugo first" could lead to an Abbott and Costello routine.