Well, I think we’re showing fairly conclusively that the Big Bang Theory is correct. The Hooniverse really did start with a Big Bang, and seems to be expanding at an exponential rate.
And to be perfectly honest, I don’t think any of us has the slightest idea what to do with it. So, blindly fumbling about in all directions, we stumbled upon some Twitter thing. Anyone heard of it? Us neither. Seems rather trivial and silly to us, but hey, it looks like there’s a couple dozen people who use it. Who knows, maybe there’s something to this internet thing after all.
Honestly, setting the Hooniverse writers loose in a realm of technology is like setting Barney Fife and Ward Cleaver loose in a Best Buy. Chaos is sure to ensue.
Nevertheless, feel free to follow us over there at @TheHooniverse! We’re not sure what to do with it yet, so it’ll probably just be dirty jokes and insulting Braff, but that’s always fun nonetheless.
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OMIFUCKINGOD!!!
That image…will haunt my memories…for many days to come… -
The world is a lamer place without Don Knotts.
Oh, and yay for Hooniverse on Twitter, even though I don’t plan on signing up for the foreseeable future. -
You should have used a picture of a mechanic fucking a bird. Even better, the same thing but reversed.
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DON`T LOOK AT THE PICTURE
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK
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Damn. I’m tore up right now returning from a night of pure comedy mixed with old no 7 and you have to post that.
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The best part is, you can now click on pictures without getting a 403: Forbidden.
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Twitter is just a fad, it will pass.
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So who’s the two-inch bitchdick who got to “hooniverse” first?
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mitch, unlike with facebook, your charm will never convince me to join twitter.
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Same here. And I am not even that old…
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I don’t care if they’re giving out free double fisted handjobs, dirty sanchezes, Arizona hot rocks, or Hungarian gas masks over at Twatter. Shall. Not. Join.
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I’m not sure what most of those are. I am not going to urban dictionary to find out. I’m also not joining twitter. I do like the Hooniverse though and support their future tweets from afar.
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I don’t blame either of you. Not for one second. Twitter is silly, pointless and annoying.
And also slightly addictive. Stay away, it’s really not worth it at all. -
It turns out that the Arizona Hotrock and the Hungarian Gas Mask are actually pretty hilarious, at least if you’re through half a bottle of Jameson. I’m unaware of the profanity policy here though so I will refrain from describing them in detail.
And I am proud to admit that I was follower number 9 of the juggernaut that is The Hooniverse, having had a Twatter account since before it was popular. To be honest though I never used it until it became the next big thing, and even then I just read up on the stupid shit that celebrities are saying these days.
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What about a Minnesota Wristwatch?
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I shall #remain here where# it’s safe poundhashmark and never venture to your twitter. But good luck with your twattery.
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Gentlemen, I salute your continued assimilation of the wild blue intarwebs, but am thus perplexed by the conundrum this latest venture arises:
Are you saying it’s best to twat about a ‘hoon, or ‘hoon about a twat? Where I come from it’s indisputably better to simply hoon a twat, though you’d better leave the computer turned off for that (unless you’re runnin’ one of those twat sites that don’t need twits).-
You see? This is why I stick to wrenches, cameras and full-size keyboards.
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Just came over from [Redacted], and though I am still over there a lot, I will be over here a lot now too. The site looks really nice guys.
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I thought that’s what we were calling that other car site that begins with a J. I just didn’t want to offend someone, or something.
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You mean this place?
http://www.jesuschrist.com/-
Yeah, that’s the one!! 🙂
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You know what, I will never reference that other place ever again over here. I’m keepin’ my writing for the cars.
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Pussy!
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Oh, don’t get me started! I have at least 7 more bad words that I could call you, but I don’t have them on hand right now…so, you better consider yourself lucky.
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You know, they still show the Andy Griffith Show every day in “HD” down here in SW Virginia on CBS. It’s widescreen and looks pretty close to HD, so I’ll call it HD. That picture reminded me to watch it more.
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sweet new logo, guys! who’s responsble for that beauty?
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The logo… well not to toot my own horn, but HONK HONK. 🙂
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Muchas Gracias.
You are granted 1000 Hooniverse Points.-
How much of engineerd’s scotch will that buy?
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Threeve.
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And you wagered “Texas” with a dollar sign. Unbelievable.
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This logo is a thing of beauty. It’s also HUGE. I mean my good old laptop with 1024×768 resolution hides 1/5 of page now and shows me this geat logo as “Hoonivers”.
Well, now I know I really need to get new(er) laptop with widescreen….-
Btw, am I only one with a 4:3 screen?
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We designed the site around a 1200px width. If you’re one of many for whom it’s too wide, we can make some tweaks.
When I say “we designed”, I mean I kinda screwed with it and picked what looked good on my machine (which is also an old laptop, but runs 1600×1200).
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I would have clicked your “recommend a hoon” icon….if such a thing existed.
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Sick… The logo looks great.
I am watchin the yanks/angels from my bed in Palm Springs. Interesting town… And it happens to be biker weekend here, wonder if they hate my Zero motorcycles shirt.
I have stories to share from here (E550 coupe is a classy muscle car / I ran into an Ed Hardy designer… ) two different stories but I can’t wait to share both with you all.
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Yeah, the new logo is very classy. Muy cool. Love it.
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Get &^$#@@’n MURILEE over here &%*$(#@’n NOW
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Logo is great. I sense a hint of battered old chrome and rust with just a touch of paprika.
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That reminds me of a girlfriend I once had …. *shivers* ….
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I reserved @hooniverseblog for y’all if you ever need it. Shoot me a line and I’ll give you the important info.
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