Hooniverse Asks- What's Your Dream Motorhome?

Ahh, the first really warm days of Spring are finally arriving to much of the country. And that means both wicked-bad storms down South, and the first twinges of vacation wanderlust for the rest of us. And when America takes to the road for those few precious days each year away from the office, a boat-load go by motorhome. Sure, back at the 9 to 5 the work will be stacking up and somebody’s bound to steal your Aeron desk chair, but that doesn’t mean you have to spend your days away stuck in a punky car and cheesy motel day and night. That’s why motorhomes, travel trailers, and cab-overs are so popular, and so ubiquitous on the highway. Plus, they let you take a little slice of your real home along with you – even if that’s just a few car magazines stashed next to the chemical toilet.
But maybe you don’t have a motorhome, perhaps that’s a dream for that far off retirement, or slip-and-fall lawsuit decision over the A&P. If that’s the case, then there’s no better time than now to start thinking about what you’d need in a home away from home – or potentially your permanent house on wheels should you choose to be an upper-scale transient. Would you need an expansive space the equal to the wide open roads upon which it traverses? Or would you want something smaller – better suited to getting farther away from the mainstream ? That’s usually how the worst of the slasher movies start, but those are just Hollywood fantasies, right? Right?!
Or, maybe all you’d need would be a wagon big enough to sleep in, and an old phone book for when nature calls? That’s about as basic a mobile existence as you can imagine, unless you’re able to sleep and crap on a motorcycle, in which case more power to you, and stay down wind if you don’t mind. So what is it – what’s your dream of a townhouse with tires, a cabin that’s a car? What motorhome would you like to have?
Image source: [Autosavant.com]