Hooniverse Asks- What's the Weirdest Thing You've Ever Driven?

There’s a lot of weird stuff out there. There are cars which are the personal expression of someone’s warped psyche, and there are some that, for some reason, managed to slip through the machinations of the corporate approval process only to be met with a collective WTF? by the buying public. Have you managed to slip behind the wheel (or to grip the tiller, or wiggle the joystick) of one of these odd ducks? If so, what was it, and more importantly, what was it like?
In my case, the oddest thing I’ve ever driven was a BMW Isetta. Two lung, two stroke, all of nine and a half horsepower, it didn’t seem dangerous. However, climbing in through the nose and pulling the entire front of the car closed by yanking on the steering wheel was disconcerting. A trip around the neighborhood proved uneventful and leisurely, as there was little to no traffic. However, having to drive this snail-paced egg on a major boulevard during the evening rush hour would prove as butt puckering as riding on the handlebars of Evel Knievell’s Ceasar’s Palace bike. It’s my goal, one day, to pilot an Amphicar on both land and water, an achievement which might just eclipse the Isetta drive in its weirdness, but that is for the future.
So what about you? Have you ever steered the back end of one of those block-long hook and ladders? Ever get behind the wheel of one of those peyote-hallucinations on wheels that  inexorably ply the dusty hippy-fest known as Burning Man? Have you ever driven a banana bike?
Weird is in the eye of the beholder, and one man’s culmination of a life-long dream can be another’s freak show candidate, so there’s lots from which to choose. And if the weirdest thing you’ve ever been on is that Goth you dated in college, well, that’s alright too.
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86 responses to “Hooniverse Asks- What's the Weirdest Thing You've Ever Driven?”

  1. BGW Avatar

    While it may seem rather pedestrian, I can assure you that driving a subwoofer-equipped, Parliament-blasting Peugeot 505 in early-90s Southwest Virginia was pretty damned weird.

    1. damnelantra™[!] Avatar

      as is a dodge caravan with spray paint foot-wide go faster stripes and caution tape on the back bumper. with two woofers were the back seats should have been.

  2. muthalovin Avatar

    I saw the question, and racked my brain, thinking back. Nothing awesome came to mind. Then, I remembered this:
    <img src="http://www.udisco.com/hobbies/pics/014077.jpg"&gt;
    The Honda dealership in Roswell bought 2 very gray market Honda NSR 250's from a pilot from Holloman AFB. He acquired them when he was stationed in Japan. They never passed through inspection. I suppose this pilot knew some people who knew some people. Anyway, my dad bought one of these for pretty cheap, and it became my first, non-50cc motorcycle. The 2-stroke motor made an obscene power curve. The thing was like a slingshot. Twisting the throttle resulted in a slight increase in speed, followed by a whoooooosh as the rpms raced and you were miles down the road. That NSR was the coolest, weirdest thing I have ever had the pleasure of hooning.

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      I take it the bump behind the seat is to keep you from sliding off then ( I know nothing of motorcycles)

      1. Goingincirclez Avatar

        It's a pucker-pack, used to keep your ass from embarrassing you during those wild "oh$#!^!" moments.

      2. muthalovin Avatar

        It is to for support, and also for aerodynamics as well.

    2. Alff Avatar

      How could you forget that, even momentarily?

    3. muthalovin Avatar

      The RGV250 was awesome. The thing I love most about the grey-market 250's is the race-replica bodywork you can get. I was, ahem, fortunate enough to crash the NSR, and my dad did the full on Repsol bodywork like the one above. Was the Suzuki you cut your teeth on a Lucky Strike by any chance?
      <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/2577443847_fb059dc382.jpg"&gt;

  3. P161911 Avatar

    I had a Fiat 850 Spider project car that I drove around the yard with only the emergency brakes to stop it. No windshield, seats just thrown in, not bolted down, etc. I was kinda surprised it even ran. The whole family came out to see. I have a picture of my 70 something year old grandmother riding in the passenger's seat with me. Ended up selling the car by the piece on ebay.
    Other than that…
    -An airport Tug tractor, used to work at the factory.
    -a forklift
    – a tractor
    -67 Imperial convertible
    Got to ride in a couple of cool vehicles: 4 cylinder Bentley at Lime Rock and the Sanyo Blimp.

  4. Feds_II Avatar

    While the fasty stands out and gives me big grins, I also manage a fleet. As such, I currently roll in a GEM
    <img src= "http://www.gemcar.com/uploads/models/8/gem-el-xd-model-page-1.jpg"&gt;
    I have been test driving Kei trucks and vans to replace our golf carts:
    <img src="http://www.kei-cars.com/stock/92_Honda_Acty_4_2.jpg"&gt;
    and I also got a demo on a Canadian made, electric powered Might-e-Truck:
    <img src="http://www.canev.com/Commercial/CEV/MightTruck/images/JR-001logo.jpg"&gt;
    All of which are crazy, and pretty fun. The ACTY was driven down from Toronto on the 401/QEW, on street tires, and I bombed it across a field with 8-12" of snow on it, no problemmo, then over a 2' tall snowpolow berm, again, no issue. If I ever decide I want to spend a couple grand on an ATV, it is going to be a Kei truck.

    1. Feds_II Avatar

      She-oot, I totally forgot about the MP3:
      <img src="http://motorcycleinfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/piaggio-m500.jpg"&gt;
      Feels just like a motorcycle, until you slow to ~2mph, at which point you realize it's too wide and heavy to put your feet down comfortably, and you have no idea where the tilt-lock switch is, at witch point you almost bail.
      And the Can-Am Spyder:
      <img src="http://www.davepit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/1-brp-can-am-spyder.jpg"&gt;
      Twitchy steering, intrusive traction control, and up to 70 mph, didn't feel any faster than my DRZ 400 SM. Above 70 mph, tore my face off, but the handling was too scary to really push it.
      I went on a bit of a 3-wheeler bender last summer.

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        Those two things just don't make any sense to me. I have a lot of miles under my belt on a VW trike (pretty weird in and of itself), but I just don't get the point behind the idea of these two whatevers.

  5. Corvette Poncho Avatar
    Corvette Poncho

    For me it's a toss up between (A) near exact copy of the Honda CB from the movie Purple Rain (B) A motorized bar-stool built with a snow-mobile motor that would hit about 40mph.

  6. Goingincirclez Avatar

    Props for the Amphicar love…
    Weirdest thing was my roommate's Suzuki X-90. With T-tops and a woofer box that completely filled the trunk. What a horrible, stupid excuse for a non-car, non-truck, non-useful WTFmobile that was. My roommate was a sucker for attention, never mind that it was all the wrong kind.
    It's also pretty weird to be barging a 75' Lincoln MarkIV with an exhaust leak that sounds like a GE locomotive when you're racing a Honda Insight on the interstate.

  7. engineerd Avatar

    To some, a V6 Mustang is weird. To me, it's my daily driver.
    I've also driven fork trucks and a skidsteer. The weirdest driving experience I've ever had was the skidsteer. That thing was jerky, rough and tipsy. In fact, we put it on its back when loading it back on the trailer. Oops.

    1. Goingincirclez Avatar

      Skid-steers are AWESOME. Part go-kart, part bumper-car, part bulldozer, all GTFOmyway. What's not to love*?
      (*besides planks getting stuck under the wheels and using the stack as a torsional fulcrum to slip under a barrel stand and knock a 55-gal drum into a classic Mustang… ask me how I know)

    2. Alff Avatar

      My first job (age 16) was in a window factory as a truck driver and forklift operator. Although none of the vehicles was particularly weird, it was very cool to be the one kid in school who knew how to operate a fork, drive three on the tree and whose daily driver was an F-600.

    3. MechE_Hokie Avatar

      Skid loaders require a delicate touch. Not having any suspension to speak of will do that to a vehicle, and adding foot controls for the loader makes it tricky to get used to. That being said, once you've got it mastered, you can do four wheel drifts around concrete barn floors covered in cow crap, and point it right down the 16 foot alley you want to go through. I know it's possible, I've seen me do it.
      Lots of the farm equipment we run would probably be considered weird, but the worst has to be our forage harvester. Hydrostatic drive, rear steering, and ungodly amounts of tie rod end slop make for a bad combination. It weaves like a sorority girl in heels on St. Patrick's day, and steering might as well be input by semaphore.

      1. ptschett Avatar

        <img src="http://www.ag-industrial.com/equipment/images/1/IH5000-1.jpg"/&gt;
        These are weird too. The rear wheels just are casters… you steer with the steering wheel, but turn it far enough and you're reversing one wheel instead of just having it drive forward more slowly. Turn it all the way and you spin in place like in a skid steer.
        And then there's backing up, where the direction of steering is the reverse of what you'd expect from a car (at least on this model, I haven't run a newer windrower.)

    4. CptSevere Avatar

      I drive a skidsteer on a daily basis, it's a Cat 246 and is one of the bigger ones they make. We have a bucket for it, and forks, and we're constantly hauling rocks, moving rusty old mining machinery, moving gravel and dirt, etc. I learned how to drive a skidsteer years ago when I worked for a rock company in Utah, and that one was a little baby Bobcat with the most darling little three cylinder diesel you've ever seen. Used the same tires as a VW bug. That little thing would wheelie on demand, I could pivot it 180 on the back wheels, it was a real hoot. Our Cat that we use around the mine these days is a real brute compared to that cute little Bobcat. Also, you steered the Bobcat with levers (known as laterals), and you controlled the bucket with your feet. The Cat has joysticks, and they're not as fun. No, the Cat won't wheelie, too big and heavy, and that's no fun.

  8. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    I come up woefully short here, but driving the straight-piped Uberbird around my car enthusaist filled, mostly hispanic working class neighborhood on a Saturday afternoon was pretty hilarious just from the looks it got.
    ?!Que carajo es ese?!

    1. damnelantra™[!] Avatar

      ive just learneded a new useful word!

  9. Jo_Schmo Avatar

    Does an '85 Saab count?

  10. Alff Avatar

    Probably the vehicle I got my first ticket in … at age 12. The rich neighbor, a retired stock car driver and one-time owner of the team Waltrip drove for, had a weird dune buggy powered by a large lawn mower engine. Although not street legal, he had attached the plates from one of his 'vettes to it. His 12 YO daughter and I were cruising it around the 'hood and came upon a police cruiser. We had some 'splainin to do.

  11. BGW Avatar

    This thing was pretty fun, too. Too bad it was just a rental, else I'd fill the bucket up with ice & booze on a regular basis.
    <img src="http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5894/multiquippowerbuggywbh1.jpg"&gt;

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      ah the concrete buggy… fun times…

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        Mud buggy FTW! There are times when I wished I had one of these.

  12. nofrillls Avatar

    These things may look pretty conventional these days, but the driving dynamics are truly bizarre…with tank-like hydrostatic side-to-side throttle steering and the near complete impossibility of going in reverse without breaking your legs. I recall a few watching a few guys horse around on these things, only to be flung-off centrifugally, not unlike a mechanical bull.

    1. nofrillls Avatar

      [youtube hQI08z5mRjI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQI08z5mRjI youtube]

    2. ptschett Avatar

      Looks like it could use the bumper system that Bobcat's mini track loader has. When the bumper (piece with Bobcat logo and name, high up on the back) hits your legs, it limits the stroke of the travel control, and if it's pushed all the way in the travel control can't be put in reverse.
      <img src="http://treeproequipment.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_122/013.jpg"/&gt;

    1. Straight6er Avatar

      In the area my dad used to work out of they had one of these (much lighter duty) built out of an old pink cadillac.

    1. skitter Avatar

      The first thing that came to mind was the MkIII soapbox racer with foot steering bar. Push right to turn right and solar car tires with zero grip meant we took out a mailbox during testing. But then I remembered the phenomenal contraption pictured above, a competitor of the old MkII. I remember the first time it came off the hill. I'd just done a run, and everyone's mouth is hanging open as this tiny cube rockets down the track, eventually coming to a stop and releasing a guy who's probably 6'4".

    2. skitter Avatar

      We went to a parking lot with a small hill, and I offered to swap seat time. The Person Box seats the driver in the fetal position on their back. It had a piece of PVC that wound or unwound string to pivot the front wheels, which had maybe 10 degrees of lock. The brake was a dowel on a crank that could be pressed against the back of a tire. I had a six inch square window to see mostly sky through, it rattled and shook and veered and twitched like nothing I've ever driven. At the end of the run, he said "Wow, your car is really easy to drive." I said "Dude, you have some balls."

    3. skitter Avatar

      *The stop sign: spotter bikes were used and it was probably 2AM. I would do it again.

    4. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      dude… WTF?
      I nominate skitter for Hoon of the Day.

      1. skitter Avatar

        I thought I was pretty edgy until I drove that thing. The guy who built the Person Box and rode it down the big hill was the truly epic hoon. Though even he pales in comparison to the guy who rode a pallet jack, standing on the tips and steering the pivoting wheel at the front with two ropes.

        1. dustin_driver Avatar

          I must have more information. More pictures. Even video, if you have it.

          1. skitter Avatar

            This was all in the 2007 race. The flicker sets show at least one pallet jack based vehicle, plenty of Person Box coverage, and the orange and black car is the MkII.
            MkIII Idiocy: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=photos&gi

          2. RWB Avatar

            You know what, I really didn't think I'd have anything to add to this conversation, but as it turns out, I have hauled ass on a pallet jack before. Didn't steer it with ropes though, that's next-level stuff.

    5. skitter Avatar

      Our MkII was just an update of the very conventional design. The MkI just two axles, a ladder frame and some nice kart-style steering on forklift wheels. The brake was a lever that pressed a patch of an old tire into the ground. This tended to lift the front wheels, but it usually stopped before you needed to steer. The MkII remedied this with bicycle brakes on bmx wheels, and we threw in updated quick ratio steering and a seat molded from an old kart seat then cut to fit. The larger wheels meant the MkII no longer fit in the elevator for parking garage testing, but it was much, much faster. We invited the Person Box's driver to come test with the MkII, just for fun one night after the race. The cop may or may not have seen me blow the stop sign during the record attempt*, and we did get scolded later, though not properly pulled over as with the MkI record attempt. He told us to do one more run, clocked us on radar in the high 20's on a short hill, and told us to go play somewhere else.

  13. Alff Avatar

    I forgot about this one – the mini backhoe was a fun way to run drainage trenches in the yard
    <img src="http://firstchoicerentalsllc.com/images/mini_backhoe.jpg"&gt;

  14. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Well I can't beat skitter, but I have hooned a Smart Car, driven many different kinds of farm equipment, had a forklift on two wheels, and been beaten by a tracked skid steer. The solo joystick control and beer do not make for smooth operation.
    I have no idea where he found it, but Dad as a model A-ish roadster with a flatbed on it, driven by an Isuzu straight six with I have to assume is a matching manual tranny. Weirdest street legal rusty tetanus death trap I've ever piloted on the road.
    Probably the most insane? A big Honda Oddessy with a 500cc Honda motor transplant. It's hard to clutch, shift, and hit the gas while screaming "HOLYSHITOHMYGODIMGOINGTODIESHITATREE!"

    1. CptSevere Avatar

      You've gotta post a picture of your Dad's roadster. Better yet, video of it being hooned.

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        I'll see what I can do…. though i'll have to use the password "here, hold my beer"

  15. dustin_driver Avatar

    [youtube Qow9r5yhhBo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qow9r5yhhBo youtube]
    I got to drive the GM Hy-Wire concept. I was a reporter for a small newspaper when GM came to town and I signed up for the press day. It was very, very, strange. You control the thing with the Knight-Rider steering wheel. Twist the grips to go, squeeze them to stop. It took a while to get used to the controls, but once you did it was really fun. And pretty fast, too.

  16. Tim Odell Avatar
    1. CptSevere Avatar

      Who needs brakes when you have a blade like that?

        1. CptSevere Avatar

          Now, that's something else. I imagine the driver had some explaining to do about this one.

        2. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

          obviously he ran into Chuck Norris

          1. Cooper7623 Avatar

            Was he even able to talk after that?

  17. Froggmann_ Avatar

    And the oddest I have ever rode in was the Ford Ecostar. Strange seeing it turn "on" and not hearing anything. Unbelievable torque…
    <img src="http://electroauto.ru/img/spaw/ecostar.jpg&quot; /img>

    1. damnelantra™[!] Avatar

      did not even know such things existed.

      1. Froggmann_ Avatar

        They don't anymore.

  18. LTDScott Avatar

    Pretty tame, just a BMW that looks like a porcupine.

    1. Black Steelies Avatar

      @ LeMons?? i think i saw that!

  19. mdharrell Avatar

    Well, since you're asking, I'd have to say my KV:
    Street-legal, slow, slow, slow, and every minute behind the wheel is an absolute joy.

  20. jims63valvert Avatar

    The weirdest thing I ever drove was a bare Class 6 truck chassis. You sat on a wooden box that was the only thing resembling a seat.

  21. Jo_Schmo Avatar

    *patiently waiting for golf cart story from CptSevere*

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      this sounds good…

    2. CptSevere Avatar

      Yeah, Mr. Schmo, I've been slacking on that. Been busy as hell, and Joe, the owner of the scary as hell Suzuki GS 550 golf cart hasn't shown much interest in the damn thing lately. I'll start working on him again real soon.

  22. Tanshanomi Avatar

    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-pGkeGjJTvs/RtsEK6CvKyI/AAAAAAAABJ4/I1eECS67XBE/s400/PPV.jpg"&gt;
    I pedaled a a local bike shop's PPV in my hometown's Independence Day Parade in either '74 or '75. Before the parade, I got to be the driver for a quick around-the-block ride with my sister.
    <object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_tUoZTUXOPM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_tUoZTUXOPM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&border=1&quot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object>

    1. Feds_II Avatar

      Obviously, the ratio of weird to cool depends on how hot your sister is… Wait, what?

  23. Tripl3fast Avatar

    The golf ball picker at a driving range. While golfers are hitting balls.

  24. SSurfer321 Avatar

    My dad knew the builder. It was only up and down the driveway but for 60 seconds…
    <img src="http://www.knightrideronline.com/forum/download/file.php?id=945"&gt;
    I also drove the wife's old '97 Geo Tracker on a somewhat irregular basis. That thing was SCARY!

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      That's awesome…
      Did you get a suit too?
      <img src=http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/06/tumbler-2.jpg>
      also found this little gem while looking for the photo…
      <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IZl0ccm2Ajk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IZl0ccm2Ajk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&quot; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="385"></embed></object>

  25. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

    The wierdest thing I've ever driven has got to be my wife's old purple (a veeeerrrry girly purple!) '95 LeBaron with a white convertible top. The wierd part about it was that I worked for a mechanical contractor at the time.Arriving to work in a purple and white convertible is about as perfect means for self ridicule on a construction site as you can get. Those 2 weeks sucked.

  26. ex-expat Avatar

    As an American, driving a 3 wheeled Reliant Robin in London traffic. Driving in the middle lane with a London double decker bus on each side was both awe inspiring and terrifying at the same time.

  27. Charles_Barrett Avatar

    When I was growing up, my family owned and operated a cut-your-own tree farm in Ojai, Calif. The property was about 17 acres of pine trees, 10 acres of my Dad's citrus, and adjacent to my paternal grandparent's 77 acres of citrus.
    We had several vehicles, like a slow-moving spray rig for the citrus, and a fast-moving Pug utility vehicle with a stakebed back. The Pug was forward-control open cab, and steered by articulating in the middle, right behind the cab. It had balloon ATV-style tires, which worked well with our sandy soil. Every year, from Thanksgiving to Christmas, my family sold trees and we all worked in some capacity, be it brewing coffee, working the cash register, stoking the wood-burning stove to warm apple cider, or fetching freshly fallen trees for our customers.
    All the local teens Mom & Dad hired on the after-school and weekend shifts wanted to drive the Pug…!

  28. Black Steelies Avatar

    2010 NAIAS in Detroit. Electric Avenue test track under the COBO. I am a reporter for a small car-review site with a college target audience. There, I tested an A3 TDI, Q7 TDI, B-Class Fuel-Cell, Suburban Hybrid, Equinox Fuel-Cell, a Chinese CT&T E-Zone and my personal favorite, the Japanese-spec rhd Mitsubishi MiEV. Unfortunately i missed out on the 800hp twin-electric Commuter Tango.

  29. lilwillie Avatar

    Running a John Deere 9550 is weird. So massive, so powerful and you are only going 4 mph.

  30. Eggwich Avatar

    A zamboni. They are awesome, like me!

  31. dragon951 Avatar

    I used to hoon this thing around Beggar's Canyon, but all my friends made fun of me cause they were rocking Rebel Alliance hardware.
    <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/8/88/T16skyhopper_negvv.jpg/250px-T16skyhopper_negvv.jpg"/&gt;

  32. Jim 7 Avatar
    Jim 7

    When we met, my wife had a Datsun F10 wagon and I had a Suzuki 850 with a sidecar. We got married and bought a 1956 Caddy Sedan de Ville converted to a cab-over camper. Horribly top-heavy with scary drum brakes, we drove it to Arizona, Death Valley, Yosemite, and Tahoe from L.A.

    1. CptSevere Avatar

      I had a non-camperized '56 Caddy Sedan DeVille, and it was great. I saw you car's brother, a '55 in a junkyard in Grantsville, Utah, and it made me kind of sad that something so bitchin' was no longer on the road.

      1. Jim 7 Avatar
        Jim 7

        Yeah, there's a lot of those things out there. I gave mine to a mechanic friend. He's buying a bar in Indio and I hope he uses it for advertising. Good luck with the boom truck.

  33. CptSevere Avatar

    I don't even know where to start on this one. I mean, I've driven some weird shit. Old tractors as a kid, military trucks (hell around here a Deuce and a Half isn't even all that weird), M113 armored personnel carriers, all kinds of motorcycles, buses, RV's (worked for a dealership back in the eighties. Drove a GMC motorhome, beat that!), heavy equipment from little teeny bobcats to humongous front end loaders, forklifts of all descriptions, a semi or two, my parents' VW trike, mining machinery, skateboards (still have the one I got for my birthday in 1975, and yeah, I can still ride it), various four wheel drives, and have had an enviable career of owning and driving old vehicles. I guess the strangest thing I ever "drove" was a parachute when I was in the Army, and I did that so many times that it actually seemed normal to me. Hey, guess what, a guy came up to me yesterday at the local gas station and said he had a '66 Ford boom truck that he thinks might run for a hundred bucks! I've at least got to go see what the hell it looks like, it's gotta be a freaky sonofabitch. Might be another story there.

    1. coupeZ600 Avatar

      Oh, you've got to get it! If you don't have room for it, my brother has another cool junkyard between Bisbee and Paul Spur that would be the perfect home for it. Keep me posted, if I move everything around in my front yard just so………

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        This sounds like it would be just the thing to move big heavy stuff around just so, according to the guy I spoke to. He says he has to get rid of his junk collection because he's selling his place. This might be good…
        Speaking of cool junkyards full of interesting things, have you ever seen the one between Bisbee and Douglas, with all the mining equipment? I know the guy, and he's got the real big toys there. Six wheel underground dump trucks, anybody? Loaders with buckets big enough to carry a Mini that are only about six feet tall?

        1. coupeZ600 Avatar

          Wow! I can't remember ever seeing that, but that's not saying much as I've only been to my brothers yard a few times several years ago when we were trying to get a bunch of the more fragile stuff out of the Flagstaff yard, and just a couple of times since. Is it beyond the Paul Spur Lime Plant? His yard is about 4-5 miles west of there on the south side of the road. Can't see his stuff from the Bisbee-Douglas highway though….

  34. straight6 Avatar

    2 Years before the Iron Curtain came down we were visiting relatives in the other part of Germany. It was October and the town of Gera had the same depressing color as the grey sky. There happened to be a fun fair in the middle of the city. I had no idea that amusement park visits can be depressing, but we were nearly alone, the weather was bad and the different booths had the appeal of a beauty contest in a home for old people. It was as if the motto of the fair was "having fun is not funny".
    But there also was that gokart racetrack, a huge, flat wooden oval with seriously grumpy employees. I think they were pissed that we actually had fun and made them do something. The cars on it were some sort of rebodied Trabants I guess, because my then 9 year old brother could barely reach the pedals and the two stroke noise was familiar. Even with my 12 years I noticed that these things were hacked together in the ugliest way. But of course I had to drive it and was surprised by the speed (30mph) I could gain. There was no safety equipment whatsoever, so I don´t know who was scared more, me or my parents.
    After a few turns the employees decided that we had enough fun, but even with my pubescent mind I realized that driving a Trabant- wreck on a rumbling wooden track in Eastern Germany was for sure a weird experience.

  35. TurboBrick Avatar

    Late 70's Saab 99 – it was like the designers decided that everything that was considered 'normal' had to be made somehow weird. The seatbelts were just belts with no hardware that you looped around the receiver. The pedals felt like they were installed one step too far to the right. The whole goddamn engine was backwards!

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