Hooniverse Asks- What's The Best Car Joke You've Ever Heard?

A guy was driving down the road and a met a car coming the other way.  Although there was room to pass easily, the driver forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his window and shouted ‘Pig’ .  The other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at the receding car.  Then his car hit the pig. Jokes. It’s what separates us from the Puritans. Jokes also keep our email in-boxes full and help us deal with tragedy –

“Bad news, it’s going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is they think now that the oil spill will be diluted by the melting ice caps.” —David Letterman

Some jokes elicit a faint smile, some an uncontrolled guffaw, and many, a roll of the eyes and a groan. But what of jokes about cars and driving? As long as there have been cars there have been jokes about them. Some are simply reinventions of other non-automotive jokes, with relevant phrases inserted here and there, while others are created out of events of the day – flaming Pinto anyone? Y’all are a funny bunch, and you must know some good car and driving related jokes. How about the one about the woman who buys an old British sports car, and when it stops suddenly she calls AAA, not having any experience with the touchy beasts. The mechanic arrives and takes a look under the hood. “Ah, that’s got it.” he exclaims after a few minutes. “What’s the problem?” she asks. “No big deal, just crap in the carburetor.” “Oh?” she says, “How many times a week should I do that?” Okay,  you can do better than that, so whatchagot? Image sources: [About.com, Motifake.com]

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