The color, texture and fabric choices that the automotive industry uses is derived from the fashion industry, and typically follows that category by about five years. That’s why we saw so many brown cars in the late Seventies, a short time after Earth tones had fallen from favor in the halls of haute couture.
We all love brown cars, don’t we? I don’t know why it is but that Gaia-grain looks pretty good on pretty much any car you can so swath. May be it is a race memory, recalling our original evolutionary march out of the dirt.
Whatever the reason, it’s usually a solid choice for a car, although over the years there have been many other hues that have attempted to usurp Brown’s position, and have failed fitfully in doing so. What we want to know today is, which of those do you think was the worst, most abject, failure in a factory color scheme? Hopefully someone won’t offer your choice before you, making you see red, and then be green with envy until you feel blue.
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Hooniverse Asks: What Was The Most Aesthetically Unsuccessful Factory Paint Color on Any Car?
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I refuse to engage in this monochromatic agenda. More cars need to be painted in weird colours!
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Agreed. I remember the Lancia Ypsilon in particular, as it was offered in 120 colours.
http://www.italiaspeed.com/2005/motor_show/frankfurt/preview/lancia/advance/lancia_ypsilon_momo_edition_204.jpg-
Fun fact : the earlier Lancia Y, introduced in 1995, was the first small car available with an alcantara interior.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Lancia_Y_Interior106.jpg
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Well then you could argue against something like silver instead.
http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/08/07/11/44/2000-saturn-l-series-4-dr-ls-sedan-pic-62053-640×480.jpeg-
Maybe, but then I don’t think of silver and such so much as a failure, as an unwillingness of the public to accept occasional failure.
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Ugh, silver
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And all at once.
http://www.linternaute.com/auto/salons-mondial/retromobile/06/images/1.jpg
The original Paul Smith Mini
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The Chevy Spark already looked kinda like a cat going through a hole slightly smaller than its head. Paint it pink and it looks like a weird hairless cat doing that.
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I think they are pretty cool, but they certainly are not an everyday sight.
http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/21046/516bba210454296.jpg-
My daughter is after me to harlequin the kids’ Cabrio. I’m actually tempted.
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I know that feeling bro. I can’t even remember the last ti… Oh wait, you mean the car ?
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The WORST. Looked like crap on anything.
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The goggles, they do nothing.
http://blog.modernperformance.com/neon_nygsrtseats.jpg-
Good ol’ NYG! lol
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Maybe it’s a cultural thing but in Australia & NZ those bright colours are seen on Taurus sized cars as well. I’ll bet that few of these are available at all on Tauri
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTkxWDU4Ng==/z/s9UAAOxy4t1SfhE-/$(KGrHqJ,!pIFJVf)-pyMBSfhE-Rpj!~~60_35.JPG
BA Falcon XR6 in Citric green
https://nerdlyf.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/car1jpg1.jpg
BA Falcon FPV 32V 5.4 V8 in purple with factory option orange stripe
http://cdn.johnywheels.com/2015/12/23/fordgtpurple-l-112c5d809e3e746c.jpg
Chrome Yellow
http://carsales.li.csnstatic.com/carsales/car/private/cp5122817735934888563.jpg?aspect=fitwithinnopad&height=750&width=560
http://www.boostnetwork.com//database/readersrides/files/2003_Ford_Falcon_Xr6_Ba_1958187.jpg
Orange
http://www.performance-car-guide.co.uk/images/L-Ford-Falcon-BF-XR6-Police-Car.jpg
Bright Blue
http://www.aafamilyusedcarsadelaide.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Ford-Falcon-XR8-BF-51.jpg
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If you’re going to raise the issue, you should use a photo of a horrid color. That awesome green does not qualify.
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That awesome green looked best on 1980-ish Toyota Corollas, with the dual headlamps. On something as slick and lumpy as that Benz, it looks like someone 200 feet tall hocked a loogie onto the road, or a quadriplegic frog.
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I think that awesome green looked best on Chevrolets around 1970. “Citrus Green Poly”
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Yes, this is a case of, “My God! What is that car doing to that poor paint job?!?”
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I’ve always found these to be particularly hideous. http://www.buyavette.net/New%20Pictures/247201.jpg
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These came with a toupee as a no-cost option.
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Gold chains were extra though.
I love Corvettes, but if someone gave me one of these to drive, I’d probably have to get out a few rattle cans and some seat covers before I would drive it. Maybe a plain white wrap.-
I think you could take the decals off. Like the purple isn’t that bad, though it’s definitely extremely late ’90s, but the yellow graphics are a bridge too far.
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The yellow wheels & seats aren’t things anyone should have to look at, either.
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The seats match the wheels. http://www.usedcorvettesforsale.com/files/66413.jpg
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Ketchup Mustard Vipers, too. The color is god, but not in combination with yellow wheels.
http://dodgeviperhistoricalsociety.com/vipergallery/data/562/11MC.jpg-
Don’t you even listen to them, saucy Viper.
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Speaking of bad color combinations, Can-Am really got out the ugly stick for the 2015 RS-S. The rumor was that they had so many ’13s and ’14s in the warehouse, that they decided to drastically differentiate the ’15s. Drastic would be the correct term.
http://cdnmedia.endeavorsuite.com/images/organizations/c491e64d-9331-4aea-99a7-cbd41a0d4ca5/inventory/764523/RSS%20Special%20%283%29.JPG-
Damn! That’s a hideous color combo. Guess that’s what happens when you buy paints from the mis-mixed bin at Home Despot.
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And its Tuesday partner:
http://ridermagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/24/2011/11/Retro1.jpg
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I love these in all their tacky glory.
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I know a guy who put Massey Ferguson decals on his. When we were out on a ride once a farmer said at a coffee stop that he didn’t know they did bikes. So we told him about Triumph TR2s and TR3s and he didn’t believe us.
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Speaking of tractors:
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Thankfully the grape jam and teal colors that Ford was so fond of in the 90s are largely forgotten.
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I can’t find a satisfactory picture, but in the early 2000s Mercedes offered a weird and ugly greenish silver, seemingly particularly common on SLs.
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What on earth is this supposed to be?
http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims3/GLOB/legacy_thumbnail/750×422/quality/95/http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2012/02/02-2012-toyota-prius-c-fd.jpg
I’ve only seen it on the Prius C, but I’ve seen it on a lot of them.-
When I grow up, I want to be a traffic cone!
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“Habanero”
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Prius Vitamin C. Great if you’re a Sunkist sales rep.
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Emetic Orange.
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I refer to it as Tomato bisque!
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Nissan had a color most often seen on older Xterras that had an uncanny resemblance to the inside of a loaded diaper. Worst color ever. https://www.google.com/search?q=nissan+xterra+2002+beige&biw=1366&bih=651&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjaqv_16sDMAhUESCYKHRnwCwcQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=beige+nissan+xterra&imgrc=5GoINrs1ZlAwOM%3A
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Zinc Yellow was an OK color on the Focus or even the Escape. However, when applied to the expansive sheetmetal of the Explorer it was too much. Plus, I always wanted to try hailing one down and then ask the driver to get me to the airport…and step on it!
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The Citroen SM came in Cockroach Brown…….
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That’s AC 427, Brun Scarabee, thank you very much.
Scarab. Not cockroach. 🙂
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What I call Safety Orange which I believe was offically called Walnut: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/FSM_Polski_Fiat_126p_GOH-s%C5%82.jpg
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Not sure if taxicab or extremely faded actual yellow. Worse yet, it seems to have somewhat of an actual following among Volvo fans.
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The 850T5-R was the first to carry the turbo-torch after a tough period for Volvo. It was a good success and unprecedentedly Un-Scandinavian in its choice of colour. So it’s at least special.
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I believe it has a following because it’s amazing and I agree with them.
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http://www.volvo850t-5r.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/usa-wackybunch-1.jpg
http://www.volvo850t-5r.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/usa-wackybunch-2.jpg
Hey, even at the time, Volvo knew they were getting a little weird.-
Is that a real ad? Almost looks like an uncanny valley of ’90+ Volvo dash font.
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Yup, I first thought of it because I have an old issue of Car & Driver with this ad in it (well, the first half, because it’s missing the back cover).
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I see nothing wrong with anything posted here.
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Yeah, when I look out the window, all I see is: Gray, White, Black, Gray, Gray, Gray, White, Beige, Beige, White, Gray, White, Black, Gray…
I’m kinda looking at funky fluorescent green Scion iMs these days…
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My opinion is that, if you’re going to paint a car a color, don’t half-ass it. The worst offenders for me are that weird “champagne” color that ruins a German luxury car, or a general sort of ice blue. They just kind of anger me a little.
http://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/50659597.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/mjcarrer/bmw2/cashmerebeige.jpg-
I had a Hyundai Excel in that champagne color. It was great because, as long as you washed the windows, the car looked clean because it was the same color as the typical Southern California dust!
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