Lipstick on a pig, it’s not just for failed political candidates anymore – carmakers like it too! At least that was the impression yesterday from all the Gran Turd-isimos that you nominated as cars with delusions of sporting grandeur. Strangely none mentioned my favorite craptacular mashup of promising name and utterly disappointing execution – the Dodge Omni 024 De Tomaso!
But that’s not always the case, and sometimes, Cinderella-like, a car goes from mundane to marvelous when its maker decides to sport it up. Consider the Impreza – that’s not exactly a top choice for small car buyers outside Vermont and Colorado, but have the good fairy wave his magic wand over one, turning it into an STi, and suddenly you don’t want to be home by midnight when rolling in it. A similar transformation occurs when that Subie’s competitor – the Lancer – goes full EVO.
Taurus SHO, BMW M3, nearly anything with a Shelby plaque on its dash, there are a number of cars that become superman to their progenitor’s Clark Kent due being the Sporting edition. Which one benefits most from this transformation?
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