Hooniversal Moustache Association Roundup!

That's quite the impressive moustache… you know… for a girl.

Well I’m quite pleased at the participation level in the Hooniversal Moustache Association, but we still have a long way to go as far as fundraising goes.

The results have been pretty good. We’ve raised $285 so far, but most of that has been as a result of I♡Stiggie going nuts for the cause. That’s right, folks, all nine of us men in the Movember campaign are getting our butts kicked by a girl. Not only that, but as you can see by the photo above, she’s also currently got the best moustache.
Or does she? It’s time to pony up and show the world. Let’s see your Movember moustaches so far! Show us how close you are to being the world’s next Tom Selleck. You can either post them in the comments below, or submit them to me at dearthair@hooniverse.com. Either way, I’ll update this post to share all the photos.
Not a member of the Hooniversal Moustache Association, but still joining in on the Movember effort? That’s fine! Post your photo, or email it along, we’re all working towards the same great cause.

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  1. CptSevere Avatar

    I'm one of the only people here in Tombstone who doesn't sport a period 'stache or muttonchops or whatever. You'd think a bunch of '70's porn stars lived here. Sorry to non-participate, in my case a moustache is a proven birth-control technique.

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      You could always rock the <img src=http://videodetective.com/photos/582/024479_19.jpg>

      1. CptSevere Avatar

        Yeah, I know. Only cops, porn stars, and, uh, snappy dressers sport 'staches. I went through a serious drought when I had one, shaved it off, and started dating a freakin' goddess as tall as I am (6 feet, or two meters in case Dearthair is listening). Never will grow one again. Said goddess is getting tired of current guy these days, so no way will I grow a new 'stache. Keep all options open, I say.

        1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

          Just joshin ya, my wife tells me she won't kiss me for a month if I grow one, so it kinda proves your theory.

  2. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Stiggy has the best 'stach, but it seems to have grown too fast. I want a test for performance enhancing drugs…

    1. Iheartstiggie Avatar

      So I can't log in to Intensedebate on the phone…anyway, yeah, see that's what we women go through for you boys, try to make our faces smooth and it just keeps growin back thicker and thicker. I started waxing the ole upper lip at 10. 23 years. Later that's what I have to show for it. I SWEAR, no PI drugs…*cough cough*

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        It's such an amazing show of facial hair, we're to envious to believe it's on the up and up.

    1. FЯeeMan Avatar

      Are those joysticks in the background or a re you just happy to see us?
      /needs more coffee

      1. discontinuuity Avatar

        Some of my roommates are really big on flight sims, so they keep buying cheap joysticks at Goodwill, which break in a week or two. Thus we have a lot of joysticks.

  3. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    Alas, I work really really hard to make sure people take me seriously at work (I'm in a very serious business). One of these days/months/quarters/years I will grow The Fu to End All Fus. Until that day, I remain (usually) clean shaven.
    Lemme see what I can do about the whole donation thing…

    1. Dr_Dangerously Avatar

      I somehow get away with tattoos on my arms and gauged out ears in a professional office.

  4. PowerTryp Avatar

    Does fake count? Cause I can't grow a real one. it's sad, I know but its a genetic thing.