Dichotomous Awesome of No Equal

Pure Genius.  Pure Insanity.   Pure Awesome.
Pure Genius. Pure Insanity. Pure Awesome.

Esteemed Hoonigans, it is my great pleasure to present to you self-propelled Yin and Yang, Genius and Insanity, Design Intent and Functional Afterthought.; also known as what may arguably be one of the most hooneriffic vehicles to ever see mass-production:  the 1956-1965 Willys-Jeep FC-150.    A rare breed even its day, our specimen comes to us courtesy of that lot I stumbled upon in Allentown, PA a few weeks ago, waiting to be sprung free;  if I had the ready cash it would be in my driveway right now.  Sadly I don’t know which year this particular one was born in, but that is absolutely irrelevant trivia, as you will soon see.


Take a good long look at that profile.  Seriously, what’s not to love?   The ingredients for a fantastic ride of epic scale are all here:  Take a proven chassis (from the venerable CJ-5), convert to forward-control, add four-wheel-drive with an RWD bias, shorten the wheelbase, raise the center of gravity, distribute the weight by mounting the motor and spare tire toward the center, chuck anything that might add any weight over the rear axle… and you have a vehicle that’s likely to have the sum handling characteristics of a Shriner bulldozer, making even the most mundane drive-thru run an excercise in hoonage with utility to spare.   Stir-fry with a box gastank exposed outside the frame, and you have a statement to shrivel any neighboring set of TruckNutz into raisins.

And oh what a truck!  Double nickels were never an affront to the top speed, but then you’d be crazy to tow a house that fast (don’t forget that motor was torqued up for some serious stump-pulling).   In trying to imagine what this would handle like I keep remembering the game Marble Madness (which is proof that old beer will get in you trouble, but I digress)… this could probably be made to give a zero-turn lawnmower a run for its money, right before running it over, uprooting your trees, and pissing on them both just for spite.   I mean really, let me say it again:  Short wheelbase with center-forward-biased weight distribution, forward control, generous ground clearance and attack angle with high center of gravity. Hmm, on second thought, forget using it as a utility vehicle – what we really have here is a Monster Truck for Go-Kart tracks.   Not to mention one that would probably flip and roll forward end-over-end when faced with a steep downhill incline, but no matter: being a Jeep of the old-school, it’s indestructible, so such a merry excursion would only help gas mileage, and I want it anyway, and you know you do too.


But let’s give a bemused nod and a hearty toast to the designers as well, because there’s subtle beauty and dichotomous form vs. function on display here.  The cab itself looks relatively typical of most cabover designs of the period until you realize just how beautifully round and smooth it is.    The designers actually graced the lower front fender dams with the same compound-curve corners as the roof.  The windshield is a wonderfully subtle wraparound unit, and those smooth doors (note the french-curve under the a-pillar!) and flanks are just begging to be unburdened of handle and badge.    Italian cars may be renowned for applying curves to massaged and sensual high art, but stop and consider for a moment: this Jeep has more curved bodywork than a typical poster Lamborghini.


But wait, this. IS. a. Jeep. Which means come time to earn their paycheck, the engineers banished french curves in favor of design by slide rule, and installed the most brutish, function-first military surplus bed they could find.  Those ingress ladders and front bumper?  Total ergonomic afterthoughts.   A gas tank that’s hip to be square, held on with straps of tin.   Rear fenders with absolutely no resemblance to the front whatsoever –  hey, why not?   One clever touch is the hump in the right-side bed rail, for attaching the spare tire to the fame underneath, between the wheels.    But make no mistake, this truck is an inverse mullet:  party up front, all business in the back.

Of course at some point the builders had to reconcile their conflicting philosophies and somehow make it look like a Jeep.   How did they do that?  I’m not sure, but I imagine the thought process went something, simply, like this:  “Let’s ram it head-on into a CJ, fast enough to emboss the grille design.”   Pow!  And thus are trademarks born, resemblance to Hello Kitty notwithstanding.  Actually, Hello Kitty came later… somebody should sue someone.

Aw, wook, isn't it cute? No, no it isn't. But it is! Really, it's OK to admit this… it's not a Compass after all, so it can still kick your ass.

This salty veteran still proudly wears its original dealer sticker like a little button nose, and comes equipped with assorted rigging, gear and signage from its service days with a county road crew, never wandering far from home.   But forget the rigging, cool and functional though it may be.  What should really be grabbing your attention is that cab-hinge-skidrail-protected, dual-chime airhorn (!) stealthily hidden under the cab.   Forget the rough interior and other necessary TLC: it’s an FC-150 with an airhorn!


A truck that wants to be a go-kart that wants to be a truck.   The friendly lines of a VW Bus melded with the face-smashing charm of a halftrack.   The classic patina of workaday surface rust mixed with Coca-Cola two-tone.   And an airhorn.
Why oh why did I leave this in Allentown?    Be wise, my friends, and remember:  I learn the hard way so you don’t have to!

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  1. Tanshanomi Avatar

    I find something undeniably creepy about the FC Jeeps. Perhaps it was the dilapidated, unregistered ghost-grey one that used to watch me cut through the back lot of the local Arco station—cute at first glance, but the longer I studied it, the closer I got, the more freaky and scary it was. It was always there, staring at me, crouched menacingly in the weeds against the fence, but never moving.
    Reminds me of Mr. Bat…
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  2. CptSevere Avatar

    Yeah, these are extremely cool. I think they came with the F-head engine, which adds to the funkiness. You're never going to get anywhere fast in one of these, but you will get there, doesn't matter what's in the way. I want one of these big time. Not likely to happen, they're rare as hen's teeth.

  3. P161911 Avatar

    I actually saw a nicely restored one of these about a year or so ago. Unfortunately it had had a Chevy small block installed in it. I think the price was about $10k. It was gone when I came back for pictures.
    In looking at this bodywork, don't confuse curves (splines) with a radius. All I see here is a radius between to flat surfaces.

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      Get your head out of the 21st Century. Those are curves, compound curves at that — as in, non-repllicate-able through folding a sheet of paper. So, yea, curves.

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      It's like a robot monster, larval stage.

  4. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Okay, first things first… How much? I have two weeks off coming up and a hole in the driveway. Next, I think the bed is actually a bantam trailer with a tailgate added. Finally, it is perfect as it is.

    1. Goingincirclez Avatar

      Actually I don't know how much, it was one of the few vehicles there with no visible asking price. But this is the same lot of "25-year old $4K car with a warranty" fame, so it can't be too unreasonable, right?
      Agreed on perfection. Were it mine I would not change a thing! (Necessary mechanical repairs excepted of course). That original patina is just so cool.

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        Mandatory carb rebuild and fluids. drive it though a cloud of smoke.

  5. discontinuuity Avatar

    Pretty cool. I've seen one of these (in about the same shape) sitting in Monument, Colorado. Anyone wanting to contribute to the Help Discontinuuity Buy and Restore an Old Jeep Fund, please contact me below.

  6. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    Also, these were occasionally built with a 3-cylinder Cerlist diesel.
    I can only imagine what the NVH coming out of a 3-pot diesel is like…

    1. joshuman Avatar

      I would not pull the original motor and replace it with a 4-cylinder turbo diesel, and restore the rest of it. I would not. However, if somebody were so inclined, the resulting truck would make a kick ass delivery truck for a landscaper, home remodel person, or any other small business that needs to haul stuff.

  7. blueplate Avatar

    This one ran when parked six months ago: (ebay) http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Jeep-fc-forward-co
    $500 Buy it now .. Lemons anyone? I'll throw in $10 if someone is a Hamilton short.

    1. Z71 Avatar

      I love the wheels on that one, my dad's old c10 chevy truck had similar ones.

  8. muthalovin Avatar

    writeup was awesome to the MAX!
    I would drive this monster in reverse, everywhere.

  9. engineerd Avatar

    I know the perfect job for this: LeMons car hauler. Hook up a trailer, throw the spare tires and parts in the bed and hit the open road in search of infamy and nickels.
    Excellent article. Jeff, that's quite the staff you've built up there!

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      Jeff uses every chance he can get to talk about the size of his staff…

    2. Goingincirclez Avatar

      As epic as that would be, I keep seeing a higher purpose for this truck. It should be an Offical LeMons Pace Vehicle – a substitute for Jay's dearly-departed Pace Bus no less.
      Heck, that "Road Service" signage is just the tongue-in-cheek-ticket to go harvest the shrapnel spewed all over the track. Use as a tug to right the unfortunate "why am I upside-down?" rulebreakers. And 55mph top speed? Perfect for pace car (and rolling road-block penalty) duty!
      Were I of ample means, I'd have bought and donated it to just such a cause. All it needs is that little yellow fruity sticker in the window, and Jay shouting insults from the bed.

  10. Alff Avatar

    A fitting tribute to a vehicle that's near the top of my Trucket List. Nicely done.

  11. longrooffan Avatar

    I agree. An excellent write up about a cool Jeep. My FC 63 Falcon Van shares the same out of this world driving experience. But, alas, no four wheel drive.
    Thanks for sharing this relatively rust free piece.

  12. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    …I think my car needs an airhorn.

  13. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    So they took a CJ-5 and shortened it? It must be 5 feet long! I have to admit I have a serious case of want here, but I can't keep it in the salt belt with a clean conscience. It'd commence to rotting instantly and I'd be helpless to stop it.

    1. dculberson Avatar

      I know they look tiny, but it's a lot bigger than it seems. (That's what he said!)
      The wheel base is 150 inches, so 12.5 feet. It's got a pretty good sized bed on there. I bet the Jeep grille that's on the front is regular CJ-5 size, so that gives you an idea of the size of the cab. It's big enough for the engine to be in the middle and two seats to be on either side of the engine.

  14. MrGoodCat Avatar

    That is one hoon I would love to have. in that very same condition. I've never encountered one of those. FC-150: 1 new term to add to my weekly craiglist search

  15. Guy L Avatar
    Guy L

    I baught two FC 150 they were pretty sad. have one almost restored! I am trying to find a gas tank that i can strap on with tin straps can you help?