Craigslister Fail – Don't Bother With the Pictures, Doofus.

Is there some Craiglist keyword spam tool that I don’t know about? If not, it’s obvious why this goober neglected to mention the most important piece of information regarding his car – the make and model – because it must have taken him a week to compile the spam list.

Based on the 393, I’m guessing it’s a Mustang, but who knows? Also, I’m hoping it’s not a quadriplegic that he’s willing to trade for, that’d be  just plain creepy.

See the full-size ad, and stand in awe of the seller’s mad spam skillz, after the jump.

New York Craigslist

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  1. bzr Avatar

    Is there some way I can flag this for "spam/overpost" as well as "best of craigslist?"

  2. Dr_Dangerously Avatar

    Maybe it is an '85 Celica GT convertible

  3. Tomsk Avatar

    Wow. Just…wow…

  4. EscortsForever Avatar

    That may be true since he has "celica" in the tags nine times and "mustang" only seven 😉

  5. Ambersand Avatar

    Bwaahahahaaa or ummmm hot chicks and civics?

  6. dwegmull Avatar

    Which state is "trade for a quad" located in?

  7. dmilligan Avatar

    Not with a ten foot pole nor an eleven foot rope.

  8. kvhnik Avatar

    Holy cow! He's got Corolla and All Trac in there! <sniff…I miss the old girl>

  9. Jo_Schmo Avatar

    What? No pickles?

  10. Luntburger Avatar

    I always enjoy searching for "Mercedes V8" and getting an ad for a 1989 Chevy S-10. "Even though I was searching for a German luxury barge, a ragged S-10 is exactly what I want."