Craigslist Crapshoot

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist

Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. Last week I asked you to all become X-men (and women) and find all the Novas, Venturas, Omegas, and Apollos you could find, both normal and mutant. We’ll see if X marks the spot in a sec, but first this week’s assignment!

This week, let’s get personal, as in personal luxury coupes. The bigger the better and – here’s the kicker – I want them to be manual transmission equipped. I’ll bet you didn’t see that one coming.

And as usual, we want your finds to go down in infamy and not in the site’s spam filter. Follow any of the following advice and you’re crap will be known far and wide.

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Craigslist Crapshoot doesn’t work if your candidates don’t get seen, so hopefully following one of these options will ensure that the floodgates of crap are fully open. And now, Let’s see who wone the home-built look-a-like contest.
 
GM’s mid-sizers from the late sixties to the end of the seventies were solid, dependable, and not half bad to look at either. That remains the case today as proven by all the iron your were able to dredge up. The most interesting to my eyes was the black and white and red all over Chevy Nova that happens to now call Germany its home. It was found by Manic King, who also came across a Cadillac Seville vous le vous’ing in France. Freaky.
 
What really does it about this German Nova however – aside from the weird juxtaposition to the tiny Opel Nova its presence in Europe affords –  is the fact that it sports a faux AXEL F California plate on the front bumper. I like the thought of Germans pointing at that and exclaiming Ah-xel Eff, yhou know, Eddie Murphy? He liken zee transvestite hooker and zen not to be paying zem , hahahahahahah. Anyway, well done Manic_King.
 
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91 responses to “Craigslist Crapshoot”

  1. I Think Not Avatar
    I Think Not

    Some questionable styling choices were made for this Thunderbird, but it's hard to argue with its go-fast bits.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ka3L23se5Gb5r85Hfd6c40c3d84ca56a1aba.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3L63Ic3F35I45Gc5K9d6c0307fdc32c721f7f.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3r53Nf3H75E15K45Fed6c2ca62122c43a1771.jpg"&gt;
    kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3865879438.html

    1. joshuman Avatar
      joshuman

      I'm more interested in the F150 (just guessing) Abarth behind it.

  2. joshuman Avatar
    joshuman

    1964 Corvair Monza for $8000. I even like the wheels. It might not be luxury though.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3r73F93Nb5Gc5K55J7d6a50eec50b7b6f16f1.jpg"&gt; http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ctd/3862031565….

  3. I Think Not Avatar
    I Think Not

    There doesn't appear to be much luxury on this 1960 Fairlane Club coupe, but I'm going to share it anyway, because you've just gotta love the stout 390 big block and 3-on-the-tree!
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G33sc3qa5Fe5q65t4d6h0416de30c5db1730.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3rc3G93sb5Id5N25r3d6h4c87ab1afa5311ea.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G53M13J95Ee5Kf5J6d6h321185ea4e2517cc.jpg"&gt;
    <a href="http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3877057947.html” target=”_blank”>http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3877057947.html

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      So…much…want…

  4. joshuman Avatar
    joshuman

    This 225hp TT will, according to the ad copy, "never slip and slide." Clearly the owner isn't pushing hard enough in the corners. Their light right foot is your gain if you want to tackle the replacement clutch in a year or two (I hear the special dual-mass flywheels are cheap).
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3r23tc3Je5L75q95t5d6669b701e9cc6c1862.jpg"&gt; http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/3854720737….

    1. frankthecat Avatar

      "Cheap," as compared to the Allroad's air suspension.

  5. I Think Not Avatar
    I Think Not

    The world's best-loved Chrysler Crossfire.
    Gods help me, Clarkson was right — it does look like a dog having a poo.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K53G23M75E75K35H5d637aa6f154b6e311a5.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E33F23H85Hc5J85M7d63b688bb527e731ff7.jpg"&gt;
    <a href="http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3847162002.html” target=”_blank”>http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3847162002.html

    1. Alff Avatar

      Shh. Watch what you say about Crossfires. Their owners are a … passionate bunch. We've felt their limp wrath before in the 'Verse.

      1. Tim Odell Avatar
        Tim Odell

        Vintage Hooniverse reference, right there.

  6. joshuman Avatar
    joshuman

    On this, the anniversary of my 14th year of wedded bliss, how could I not post the 50th anniversary edition of a 1983 Nissan Skyline DR30? RHD and all. Have fun shifting lefty.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ma3s23N45Ld5E95Fed6e31e8fee672051566.jpg"&gt; <a href="http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/3870919694.html” target=”_blank”>http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/3870919694.html

    1. engineerd Avatar

      Congratulations!

      1. Tim Odell Avatar
        Tim Odell

        It's not that hard, from what I hear…the pattern's the same.

        1. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
          Scandinavian Flick ★

          Marriage or the transmission?

          1. mdharrell Avatar

            With just a little practice, it's easy; I've got two.
            Transmissions.

    2. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar
      Irishzombieman☆

      Have fun shifting lefty.
      It'll prepare me for the day I'm the Star In A Reasonably-Priced Car on Top Gear.

  7. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
    Scandinavian Flick ★

    "no low bids! Seriously, don't even fucking dear trying!"
    <img src="http://oi39.tinypic.com/rarwh5.jpg&quot; width="550">
    I own one, so I can attest to it being crap…
    <a href="http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/3878070753.html” target=”_blank”>http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/3878070753.html

  8. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat Avatar
    C³-Cool Cadillac Cat

    The first two I wanted, I could not find currently for sale.
    However, this is essentially in my Fort Worth backyard…which is very, very bad.
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3797828339.h
    Keep reading…it's the second one…
    Though, I wonder how Lucas electrics are going to kill the manual trans.
    REVENGE OF THE REVERSE LIGHT SWITCH!!!
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K53F53Jd5I45G65Jed5aba492dd5824b119a.jpg"&gt;

    1. frankthecat Avatar

      Hey, at least the second one is probably rust free under all of that oxidized clear-coat.

      1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
        FuzzyPlushroom

        With grass underneath it, it's anyone's guess.

    2. fodder650 Avatar
      fodder650

      Ok so here is my issue with the second one. I thought the manual was only an option on about 400 of the original mid 70's XJS's. That they basically existed for the sake of car reviews and to give them reviewers a car that was faster then the normal stock one.

      1. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat Avatar
        C³-Cool Cadillac Cat

        Stop it, Wayne, now you make me want to go see it!

  9. BAMacPherson Avatar
    BAMacPherson

    How about a '63 Studebaker Lark Daytona with a 289 and a 4 speed? Does that count as personal luxury? Only $14k.
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTc2WDEwMjQ=/$T2eC16d,!zcE9s4g3iF0BRvOJFB7(!~~48_20.JPG">
    Or maybe a 54 Ford Skyliner? 3 Speed, original interior and "only one repaint." But no price…
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqYOKp0FG3J-nhzMBRukoOeMNQ~~48_20.JPG"&gt;

    1. racer139 Avatar
      racer139

      Do you have a link to that lark. Me want now

      1. BAMacPherson Avatar
        BAMacPherson

        Located in "beautiful" Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. (Across the harbour from Halifax.)
        http://novascotia.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-class

        1. racer139 Avatar
          racer139

          Im from the Tantallon area, 20 minutes outside Halifax, and currently reside in Pictou. I asked because I thought that lark looked very familiar. The guy with the skyliner was selling another vicky as well, at one point.

    1. plecostomus Avatar
      plecostomus

      okay the interesting thing to note here is that they say 16v DOHC
      IIRC the lima 2.3 they turbo'd for the Tbird Turbo was an SoHC unit – BUUUUUTtt you can swap Volvo 16v heads onto the lima block with a little work, apparently, as it's a semi-common swap. I have a turbo, manifold and injectors for one of these in my garage from a turbo ranger project I never finished.

    2. vroomsocko Avatar
      vroomsocko

      That sweet ride is dangerously close to me. That red interior is fabulous.

  10. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
    Scandinavian Flick ★

    1965 Plymouth Satellite For Restoration – $3900
    <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/seo9av.jpg&quot; width="550">
    <img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/qosg87.jpg&quot; width="550">
    <a href="http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/3855769283.html” target=”_blank”>http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/3855769283.html

    1. Tomsk Avatar

      Oh yes!

    2. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      Colon-ade!

  11. muthalovin Avatar

    Apparently my definition of luxury is drastically different than you guys.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Kc3s43N35H15q35J8d6hebd8454be43a1cf5.jpg"&gt;
    LEGEND / DWARF '34 FORD COUPE W/ FRESH CURT ANDREWS MTR ** RACE READY – $5500
    <a href="http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3876309562.html” target=”_blank”>http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3876309562.html

    1. JayP2112 Avatar
      JayP2112

      Lone Star Beer…
      I can't ever figure out those puzzles.

    2. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat Avatar
      C³-Cool Cadillac Cat

      /facepalm

  12. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
    Scandinavian Flick ★

    Oh… Oh my… Yes. Yes please!
    <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/bfqq9y.jpg&quot; width="550">
    <a href="http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/3874941046.html” target=”_blank”>http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/3874941046.html

    1. ToLiveNDieInNJ Avatar
      ToLiveNDieInNJ

      Slamazon.

      1. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
        Scandinavian Flick ★

        I think you just made me want it more…
        Stupid lack of room for more cars…
        …and money…

  13. Devin Avatar
    Devin

    Does this relentlessly beige Camry Solara count?
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Mzg0WDUxMg==/$T2eC16h,!)0E9s37IeyFBRvyJ!Bdnw~~48_35.JPG" width="500">
    I didn't even realize these came in manual actually

    1. fodder650 Avatar
      fodder650

      I owned a 99 Camry LE 5 speed actually. There was even a performance one called the SE from that generation.

  14. Pinkerton1 Avatar
    Pinkerton1

    <img src="http://www.oldride.com/imgitem/43874085165800_tmp_org.jpg"&gt; http://www.oldride.com/classic_cars/855270.html
    The Monte Carlo is technically a personal luxury coupe, though this one does not look very luxurious.
    (Edit: oops, not Craigslist but you get the idea).

  15. muthalovin Avatar

    I know, not a coupe, but I would totally rock this.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3J43Nd3H85L85I15F7d5vccddd772452e1160.jpg"&gt;
    2000 Lincoln LS V6 manual trans – $3901
    <a href="http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/3841362297.html” target=”_blank”>http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/3841362297.html

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
      FuzzyPlushroom

      I hope there are a few of these left in a couple years.

  16. Devin Avatar
    Devin

    How about this Volvo, which is not your grandfather's Volvo. Your grandfather is smart enough to not put those eyebrow things on the headlights.
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqJ,!nYFG1)bkCLoBRvzKYwC9w~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
    I want it otherwise

    1. racer139 Avatar
      racer139

      Me to… the only thing that would make it better would be the burnt orange leather guts, but I dont know if this was avaliable in 98.

    2. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
      FuzzyPlushroom

      I'm just mad about Saffron!

  17. muthalovin Avatar

    Again, not a coupe, but I just could not resist sharing this with you guys.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3t13F13qa5G55r85K5d6g081cdd757889151f.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Fe3J13s75Ed5s55J3d6g12057984bdec119e.jpg"&gt;
    1997 Lincoln Town Car Slab Bagged – $6500
    <a href="http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3874723792.html” target=”_blank”>http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3874723792.html

  18. Devin Avatar
    Devin

    I'm now going to stretch the definition of "personal luxury coupe" to its breaking point just so I can post this:
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzUwWDEwMDA=/$(KGrHqJ,!q!FCrzcNDbhBRu2Dm4n4!~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
    I mean, come on, how could I not?

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      I would gladly receive that.

  19. stigshift Avatar
    stigshift

    I'm going to go against the tide here and actually post a personal luxury coupe with a manual transmission. Hope that's OK… http://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/carsforsale/p

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      Ooooh…8 lug!

      1. stigshift Avatar
        stigshift

        One of the prettiest wheels ever on a car. I had a '67 Ventura fastback for my first car, and always lusted after the 8-lugs…

    2. racer139 Avatar
      racer139

      Very nice, very nice.

  20. Alff Avatar
    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      Of the many offenses the 90s left us with, 3 spoke wheels may be the worst.

      1. craigsu Avatar
        craigsu

        Unless you owned a Saab, then all was well.

        1. Tim Odell Avatar
          Tim Odell

          Saab: the exception to everything.

  21. muthalovin Avatar

    Hell. I didn't realize that personal luxury coupes with sticks were so goddamn desirable. There is hardly any crap on this crapshoot!
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ef3If3Md5Na5H85Jed5uda678e62d6b014f3.jpg"&gt;
    1987 BMW 325is – $6400
    http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3836839292.html

  22. muthalovin Avatar

    "Crap." "Shoot."
    These are the things I say when I find something awesome, then realize how my wife would go full-tilt murder-mode.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E63F13Hf5N15G15Hdd5r5562d7a36b8615de.jpg"&gt;
    WTT BMW 1987 635 CSI 5 speed *rare – $4900
    http://killeen.craigslist.org/cto/3820729276.html

  23. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    1979 MONTE CARLO WITH 427 BIG BLOCK 5-SPEED – $7500 (SOPHIA/BECKLEY WV.)
    Even minus the grille surround, I want it!
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G53I53Nf5E55H75Jfd5l7f2e4f7b40af1145.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E33F43H95Gd5K25Fad5l0dc6dbc46c871c37.jpg"&gt;
    http://swv.en.craigslist.org/cto/3820807400.htm

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      That is a seriously bitchin' car.

    2. JayP2112 Avatar
      JayP2112

      Gone. 🙁
      My brother went to med school in Beckley. Strange vibe…

      1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
        Peter Tanshanomi

        Sorry, Hoonibbles frangled the link.
        http://swv.en.craigslist.org/cto/3820807400.html

        1. JayP2112 Avatar
          JayP2112

          You are not a financial adviser.
          A little cheaper and a little closer, I'd be looking at this one.

  24. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar
    Irishzombieman☆

    Doesn't fit the usual criteria on account of it MISSING MOTOR AND TRANS [sic], but it's the most interesting thing I've found today. Was I in Washington, I might be mistaken for somebody. . .
    1936 PLYMOUTH COUPE
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G93F33N45Ic5Ea5M4d5v6cf13f09a05b19d9.jpg"&gt;
    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/3842174417.ht

  25. Manic_King Avatar
    Manic_King

    So many 6-series BMWs but not a one 8-series offering? Here's one with only 75k km:
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqZ,!ooFBsd(QfqwBQipfYkjow~~_19.JPG">
    <a href="http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/bmw-850ci-850i-6-gang-nimritz/169831534.html?lang=en” target=”_blank”>http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/bmw-850ci-850i-6-gang-nimritz/169831534.html?lang=en

    1. Manic_King Avatar
      Manic_King

      What's up with Intense debate adding IMG tags to links? Please remove these to get partly English version of MobileDE website.

      1. mdharrell Avatar

        It's been doing that for years whenever a link follows an image. The trick is either to avoid the practice or to go back immediately and edit it before someone "locks" it with a response. IntenseDebate doesn't add it again after it's been removed manually.

  26. racer139 Avatar
    racer139

    Yes the personal luxary segment crapshoot dosnt seem to be producing much crap. Theirs only two cars here that I would not drive.

  27. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    How about an '89 Cougar XR7? Supercharged 3.8L V6, 5-speed manual… http://mohave.craigslist.org/cto/3825479872.html
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G43M43N35F85Hf5J7d5ndd3da750b4a317f0.jpg&quot; width="500">

  28. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    Did you know there was a Quad4-motivated version of the GM10 Cutlass Supreme coupe… and that it came with a 5-speed? (Unfortunately this one doesn't run.) http://battlecreek.craigslist.org/pts/3789358336….
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ea3L73I85E65H55M2d565e6c1b17197a19d7.jpg&quot; width="500"/>

    1. JayP2112 Avatar
      JayP2112

      I'd forgotten about those. Nice find.

    2. Tomsk Avatar

      I did not, but I did know that when the 3.4L DOHC V6 was introduced on the facelifted version a few years later, it was available with a 5-speed. The same drivetrain was offered in two of the three other GM10 coupes, the Lumina Z34 and Grand Prix GTP.

    3. fodder650 Avatar
      fodder650

      I had a 5 speed '89 Grand Prix with the 2.8 v6 and my mother had the '90 Grand Prix with the 3.1 V6. It had the most rubbery shifter. I miss that car so much.

  29. Alcology Avatar
    Alcology

    This might barely meet the requirements. Even if it doesn't, this is the craigslist crapshoot. You get what you get and you're unhappy about it, damnit. It's got the pedigree: limited information, screwed up pictures, dreams (and price) beyond measure. Enjoy at your peril.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3tb3L23J45N35Hd5t7d6j85fd3ccc5a461538.jpg&quot; width="600">
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E63L23J85G85Jc5Med6jbef10c375291194b.jpg&quot; width="600">
    http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/cto/3882193649.h
    oh yeah, and some spelling mistakes:
    "This is a basket case 912 porsche that the interior was on fire the motor and trans is compleate"

    1. smokyburnout Avatar
      smokyburnout

      Description on my local CL: "This is a parts cars that can be restored" http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/3882186975.htm

      1. Alcology Avatar
        Alcology

        haha, well I want no part of it.

  30. smokyburnout Avatar
    1. desolit Avatar
      desolit

      …. and its a v12…. im gonna need a tissue.