Craigslist Crapshoot

By Robert Emslie Aug 3, 2016

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
When did you learn your multiplication tables? Did you think back then, in between sips of your juice box and efforts to order your animal crackers by genus, that you would ever need to use that skill you were developing? Well, it turns out that multiplication is important. In fact it’s super important when you need to determine just how much added power a turbo can provide an engine. Add to that multiplicative factor the need to do so multiple times and you have what we were looking for last week: cars equipped with multiple turbos. We’ll see which one most adds up in just a sec. First however, this week’s quest.
Turbos are good, but sometimes there’s just no substitute for cubic inches. That’s why this week we’re on the hunt for the largest displacement engines money can buy. The only stipulation is that we’re only looking for consumer cars and trucks, not commercial vehicles.
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Got that? Good, Now, let’s get blown away.


So, I was pretty surprised that the call for multiple turbos resulted in responses that didn’t include even a single Audi. That’s got to be some sort of record. What we did get were a lot of surprising multiple turbo-havers. Those included a cool Mitsushi Legnum VR4 found by oldcarjunkie and a year-old Ford Expedition rocking an Ecoboost twin-snail V6 found by ptschett. That latter was noteworthy for being offered up by a place called “repairablevehicles.com” Who knew such a thing existed?
We all do now, and also we know that the Volvo S80 T6 offered  two turbos, but as pointed out by Alff, you wouldn’t know it by looking at it. Our winner last week took the crown for sheer audacity.  Found by Wayne Moyer, this 2014 Cadillac CTS-V Coupe has been imbued with a pair of honkin’ big turbos and turned into a drag strip contender. The ad claims mid 9-second runs at nearly 150 miles per hour.  That’s the kind of repositioning the Cadillac brand needs if you ask me.
Congrats to Wayne, and thank you all for playing. Now, let’s go big or go home.
2014 Cts-V twin turbo

0 thoughts on “Craigslist Crapshoot”
    1. Does no one drive their Viper? I found this ’94 Viper last week when I searched for twin-turbo (although it’s not equipped with any turbos, as far as I can tell). It claims:
      “This gorgeous RT10 is hardly broken into… It got only 8.050 miles!”
      Though it also lists the mileage as 8,850, and I don’t think the odo reads in hundredths. Still, 400 miles a year?
      http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/5689939332.html

        1. Better to have one and regularly need tires, than to have one and not know the whole staff at the local Discount Tire.
          This makes me sad, especially since the current model is actually quite well appointed and hardly smells like a canoe factory at all.

          1. I read that a set of tires for a new Bugatti is $44,000.
            It said they last 15 minutes at top speed.

          2. Is that why the first one didn’t initially come with a roof and side windows –because encapsulating oneself within an airtight interior was guaranteed asphyxiation?

    1. That appears to be a late ’90’s Polaris XCR 600 – just shy of 120 hp right out of the box. Now that’s also with factory tune pipes and this backyard, fabbed up exhaust system is probably going to rob some of that power – still, that Craftsman is now a certifiable death machine

    1. Apparently, an English only speaking American described a low rider to a German only speaking German while both were on acid.

    1. “The only stipulation is that we’re only looking for consumer cars and trucks, not commercial vehicles.”

      1. I know I’ve bent the rules and this is a long shot anyways, but RVs can be privately owned…… Also, it has sold already, it seems.

  1. Thanks for choosing. I’m just so needy that this will get me through the day. (looks at the clock) Well through the night at least.
    Oh wait I guess I need to go to find this weeks entry now.

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