By Deartháir
Loyal fan, supporter, and all-around sweetheart iheartstiggie has been working on a top-secret project for Hooniverse. I am now able to reveal this photo, which was smuggled out at great risk and expense. Many loyal Rebel operatives lost their lives in attempting to secure these plans for us… and…
Sorry, I think I’ve watched too much Clone Wars lately. Anyhow, stay hooned, because, while I have no idea what she’s planned for us, the fact that she’s managed to get the same rusted-chrome-patina colouring as our banner up top is enough for me to think I’m personally going to want one.
[EDIT: See iheartstiggie‘s other stuff at her website: http://ambersand.etsy.com ]
Ross Ballot 
Jeff Glucker
That will keep your knob warm in that nasty Edmonton winter, hey, Dearthair?
She’s knitting us toaster cozies?
shift knob cover
Well, I do think it’s a knob cover…
Ssshhh!
It’s a mitten for your knob! Always wanted one of those…
Naw, tea cozies…they’re more fun. And less apt to go up in flames.
Actually, I need one of those. That big glob of metal that my MINI has for a shift knob is positively painful at -30C.
Where the heck do you live? The Aleutian Islands?
We call -30C a heatwave!
Skull warmer I hope
It’s a car cover!!!
For your Maisto, sure!
It’s a beanie hat!
Helmet liner for the LeMons team?
I like that idea… hmmmmm
Is it a slanket?
Oh my Jaysis. If I tried to crochet a slanket you’d have to pay me twelve grand and you’d get it sometime around the second coming. 😛
Haha! Hooque it is! You have just officially named them.
Crocheted Snuggie!
Beanbag hackey sacks?
No, wait! Vintage ’70s couch cushions!
Wait for it, wait for it…….
Tiny, tiny rug.
You mean like this?
Fuzzy yarmulke?
I’ve posted “adorable furry yarmulke” three damn times now. Take it, WordPress, you fuck.
Number_Six, you win.
Maybe she’ll crochet us winter woolies like these in Hooniverse colors(make mine X-Long, plz).
Ooops… JPEG images only… Winter Woolies like these:
+1^!!!!
She knits, and she loves cars? iheartstiggie is the personification of the center of the Venn diagram formed by me and Mrs. PFG!
Monocle shammy.