In pursuit of interesting contest fodder, Classic Captions photos tend to skew cheesy, with awkwardly posed people standing around stationary cars. Well, this is foremost an enthusiast site, and sometimes you just got bring out the speed. Here’s a crossed-up, rotary-powered, pre-zoom-zoom ’77 Mazda getting downright rowdy out on a twisty road. Hell yeah badass. But the flame tracks? What’s that about? Other than pointing out that that’s some damn fine pre-Photoshop photographic manipulation, I will leave further interpretation up to the commentariat. What humorous or profound (but most likely just humorous) comment can you come up with to fit this illustration?

At the opposite end of the performance spectrum, last week’s entry focused not on speedy, visceral thrills, but luxury: the sumptuous interior of a GMC RV and a relaxed mountain-gazing couple. The always sly dukeisduke tied for the most votes with his hilariously inside-baseball comment, “Don and Barbara stared out at the beautiful view of the Ozarks, with the Queen City in the distance. Barbara the psychic predicted, ‘Thirty-eight years from now, that olelongrooffan will immortalize our GMC Motorhome in a Long Shots article on Hooniverse.’” Sharing the top spot but sourcing humor from a totally different cultural reference was smalleyxb122’s Futurama-flavored comment, complete with accompanying illustration: “You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.” Very appropriate, and well done. Congrats to you both.