Civil Discourse- Notes Left on Cars Edition

Actions speak louder than words, however sometimes our actions – such as parking like a peen – can generate a slew of  words that typically find there way onto angrily-jotted notes pinned under an offender’s wiper blade. has a collection of ten of the best, and while most are aimed at denigration of the car’s owner, it appears that “Jack” has reversed positions and is leaving a note to demonstrate his dickiness.
Warning: there some NSFW language present, in case you work with kids or people who leave notes on cars.

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32 responses to “Civil Discourse- Notes Left on Cars Edition”

  1. Deartháir Avatar

    The best one I've ever seen in person was on a truck I was about to leave my own note on, only to discover that my wittiness had been truly trumped:
    "Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue
    Your parking job demonstrates that you are clearly a fucking jackass and a waste of valuable oxygen that could be used by someone else,
    And we hope you die a painful death from the Swine Flu.
    All our love,
    The entire rest of humanity."

    1. BrianTheHoon Avatar

      Nice! I might have to steal that one someday.

  2. FTGDHoonEdition Avatar

    I usually just sign xoxoxoxoxo.

  3. Alff Avatar

    Jack is my new hero.

  4. Alff Avatar

    Jack is a dick but he made me laugh.

  5. BrianTheHoon Avatar

    You do have a sign warning that blocking the driveway will result in the offender being towed, right? If so, don't bother with the note. Nothing will deter the knuckleheads faster that having to pay dearly for the towing/storage fees. In the beach areas here in San Diego, only the dumbest of the stupid (and tourists) ignore these posted warnings. Locals have the towing service on speed dial and the tow trucks are almost as ubiquitous as Arizona license plates.

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
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  6. PowerTryp Avatar

    Classy, I don't think a guy could be mad at you for making their car a driving work of art.

  7. PowerTryp Avatar

    Or videogames.

    1. Deartháir Avatar

      Video games cause socialism. And we all know how evil THAT can be!

  8. P161911 Avatar

    In college I had a small basement apartment in a house that had been converted into 4 apartments. There were 8 or 9 parking spaces behind the house. Two college students per apartment, so really no visitor parking. There were two cheer leaders in one of the upstairs apartment. Their boyfriends had a nasty habit of parking and either blocking cars in or almost completely blocking the drive, they were warned about this several times. Of course these guys were douches in general and the girls wouldn't even give me or my roommate the time of day. After one rather egregious parking incident me and my roommate decided to leave a note, similar to the ones in the link. BUT, it was written on an empty box of 12ga slugs that had been opened up to write on. I think we left a few empty hulls on the hood too. Subtle, but effective, I don't think we had many more problems after that.

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  10. rennsport964 Avatar

    It looks like "Jack" is from Australia. Don't mess with anyone from there. Just sayin'.

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