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  • SAAVe this SAAB! Rare Saab 99 EMS Needs Loving Hoon

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    You’re looking at a rare bird – a Saab 99 “Electric Manual Special,” the Bosch Jetronic-equipped sports version of the iconic front-drive Trolhatten terror.

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  • Don't Be Afraid to Ask Questions Part 6: Horsepower and Torque, I Do Not Think it Means What You Think it Means

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    Imagine a pile of art critics debating the merits of a given painting without knowing the difference between blue and red. Imagine judges at a dog show not knowing their labradors from their spaniels. Silly, right? Yet you’ll find an infinitude of vitriol spilled over why only idiots would prefer low-end torque or high-end horsepower…

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  • Wait, This Isn't Canal Street?

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    This was the scene yesterday when a pair of hoons decided to take a shortcut down a frozen-over canal near Winchburgh, West Lothian in Scotland, only to find that they literally were on thin ice. The 22 and 25-year old occupants managed to escape the Peugeot 407 before the captain signaled the order to rig…

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  • You Only Hurt the One You Love- Car Tats

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    Tattoos, like old Mercedes diesels, last forever. That being the case, it’s a good idea if you’re planning to get inked to make sure the subject matter is something that you could live with for the rest of your life. That seems to have been the case for a bunch of car nuts that have…

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  • Vanity Plate WTF?

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    This is either a proctologist that’s too full of himself, or someone who came out of the closet in a biiiiiiiig way. UPDATE: From our friend TheOnlyCannoli- Thanks man, that’s so funny it hurts. Source: [Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less]

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  • NAIAS: The Booth Professionals at the Detroit Auto Show; Hey, what were you expecting anyway?

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    Yes we are enjoying ourselves here at the 2010 edition of the North American International Auto Show. Can’t you tell? If you want to follow all the real stuff (You know, like cars and stuff) follow this link. If you want to see some of the videos that engineerd shot, simply follow this link. However,…

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  • I don't want to grow up and you can't make me!!!

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    How is it we have come this far and not done a single article on Legos?  It’s a travesty I tell ya!  Who doesn’t love Legos?  I know I do, hell I even have a giant plastic tub of Legos in storage at the moment patiently waiting for the day when my boys are responsible…

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  • Dakar Rally Pics to Make You Drool. Bring a Towel

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    We’ve been tipped off to a whole cache of amazing Dakar photos. Hydrate, put on your Nomex and sunscreen, shake the sand out of your Underoos, and make the jump for a taste.

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  • "Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!"

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcKBcZzGdA[/youtube] The tough part about writing a car blog is not including all the other crap we find whilst searching for the prime content you pay so dearly absolutely nothing for. Stretching the inclusion criteria a bit, we can’t help bring you  infamous “You see, Larry…” scene from The Big Lebowski. John Goodman smashing a…

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  • Come Buy My Truck Bee-fore it Flies Away

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    This guy is so frightened by bees that he has lost the ability to use punctuation, or common sense. Source: [YouSuckatCraigslist]

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