Car cakes make your kid's birthday party a little more tolerable

Works better than Ritalin.

As an adult, the concept of a birthday party for a child is slightly less fun than it was before. You could avoid a house full of screaming, Nerf-shooting human larvae with a fistful of scotch, or you could bake those snot-nosed punks these cakes and introduce them to the joys of motoring at an early age. Like the catchphrase of cigarette executives, “get ’em when they’re young!”
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  1. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    "" Oh no you don't. I ain't eating any melamine-coated lead biscuits.

  2. chrystlubitshi Avatar

    when i was probably 5 or 6 my mom made me a 'road cake' it was a regular square cake.. covered in frosting and had a curving road on it that was made of individually placed sixlets.. driving on the route sixlet-six was a 1/32 scale 63' split window corvette..
    i think i still have the toy somewhere

  3. muthalovin Avatar

    I would eat a solid dozen of the Porsche cupcakes. And die shortly thereafter from melamine-related diabetes. It'd totally be worth it.

  4. Ambersand Avatar

    Had this made for John's 43rd by the crazy gang at Charm City Cakes:

  5. Ambersand Avatar

    I'm with you! Let's chow. But we have to make vroom vroom noises as we chew.

  6. muthalovin Avatar

    HA! OM NOM Vroooooom NOMNOMNOM! I am so hungry now!

  7. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

    I need some Type 2 Anniversary cake, STAT!

  8. CptSevere Avatar

    That is so cool.

  9. FЯeeMan Avatar

    My birthday is Sunday. My daughter is a budding cake designer (where she got her artistic abilities is a total mystery to my wife & I). Cupcake picture printed. She now has a mission whether she chooses to accept it or not! Thank you BZR!

  10. Eggwich Avatar

    It's going to take more than a well-designed cupcake to get me to attend any of my kids' birthday parties. I got beers to drink.