Caption this publicity still for the 1913 silent movie, The Doctor’s Orders.
By Peter Tanshanomi
Tanshanomi is Japanese [単車のみ] for "motorcycle(s) only." Though primarily tasked with creating two-wheel oriented content for Hooniverse, Pete is a lover of all sorts of motorized vehicles.
Eric Rood 
Antti Kautonen
I have some news for you, Ma’am… Twins!
When Grandma cautioned you about the perils of cottoning up to those bad-boy biker types, you never dreamed she was speaking from experience.
Of course I can’t ride these to Victory. These are Indians.
“Loud pipes save lives, sir.”
“What was that? Speak up, youngster! Don’t you realize this is a silent picture?”
“I said LOUD PIPES SAVE… um, good point. Never mind, sir.”
Get out of the way, squares.
i’m a doctor and I can tell you that flat caps don’t save lives
“Yes, doctor, I’m an organ donor. Why do you ask?”
Side saddle? Be serious.
“They darker than us!”
My favorite part of that scene is how Mel is talking Yiddish while pretending to be Native American.
I know, I was trying to find the entire quote but failed, and my Yiddish is a bit rusty…