Caption This: CNC Volunteerism Edition

Friend of Hooniverse and ace lensman Leo of CNC Automotive Event Pics passed this photo over to us, wondering what clever snark humorous captions the Hooni-hive mind could generate. So, go to it.
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31 responses to “Caption This: CNC Volunteerism Edition”

  1. Jesse Avatar

    Mustangs are like butts. Everybody has one.

  2. Lou Hall Avatar
    Lou Hall

    Don't worry, that bird isn't bothering the horses.

  3. Alff Avatar

    Having no soul, poor Ginger was forced to park on a separate row. As a Dailydriver, she was further shunned by the other orange cars.

  4. acarr260 Avatar

    Who said segregation was dead?!

  5. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    ♫ "They never let poor Firebird play in any Mustang games…" ♫

  6. lilwillie Avatar

    I keep my bitches behind me.

  7. Black Steelies Avatar

    Why did the Firechicken cross the road?
    To make a Mach-ery of the car show.

  8. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    It was the Eberharts' first time attending Stepford, Connecticut's annual musclecar show.

    1. Juliet C. Avatar
      Juliet C.

      I see what you did there.

  9. citroen67 Avatar

    No matter how much they bargained…Chief Pontiac still turned his back on the offer from the "white devils" to trade eight stallions for his trunk full of "peace-pipe" herb.

  10. Lotte Avatar

    "Him? He's in quarantine. Bird flu."

  11. PowerTryp Avatar

    They say the early bird gets the worm. What does the late bird get?

  12. Tomsk Avatar

    What a bunch of horse's asses.

  13. joshuman Avatar

    We parkin in yer lot and smashin yer Mustang uuuupp
    Hide yer kids, hide yer wives

    1. alcology Avatar

      We runnin over er'ybody up in here

    2. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      As I first started reading that, I thought it was going to say, "im in ur lot, blockin ur stangs."
      Thank goodness you didn't go there. One bad lolcats reference can ruin a comment thread for everybody.

  14. IronBallsMcG Avatar

    Presenting the Pontiac GTFO!

  15. ZomBee Racer Avatar

    Dare to be different.

  16. alcology Avatar

    "…and then in '69 I was available with 250, 350, or 400 cubic inches, but they had different options that you get with them, and I came different colors too! Boy, were there a lot of options, I mean even my side markers changed at one point and then there were all the races and… are you guys still listening? Hello? Well, then I got a new steering column…"
    Poor Fred.

  17. Maymar Avatar

    All I've got is lyrics to Freebird…

  18. skitter Avatar

    If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.

  19. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    "…because just like Kelly LeBrock, my career will end before yours."

  20. Dr. Schwinn Avatar
    Dr. Schwinn

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  21. Alff Avatar

    This reminds me of my company office parties – too many Bosses and not enough T/A.

    1. IronBallsMcG Avatar

      That, Sir, is fantastic.

    2. Deartháir Avatar

      We have a winner!

  22. B72 Avatar

    So there we were, just chilling out talking about "who's the Boss", when this little 'bird comes in and starts a row.

  23. muthalovin Avatar

    With friends like these who needs friends?

  24. mad_science Avatar

    The cheese stands alone

  25. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

    Ponies bullying a Bird.

  26. SVT2888 Avatar

    I knew you guys would come up with some great quotes!
    I hope to contribute more stuff to the site later. I've been far too busy with school lately though.