Friend of Hooniverse and ace lensman Leo of CNC Automotive Event Pics passed this photo over to us, wondering what clever snark humorous captions the Hooni-hive mind could generate. So, go to it.
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Caption This: CNC Volunteerism Edition
By Peter Tanshanomi
Apr 20, 2011
By Peter Tanshanomi
Tanshanomi is Japanese [単車のみ] for "motorcycle(s) only." Though primarily tasked with creating two-wheel oriented content for Hooniverse, Pete is a lover of all sorts of motorized vehicles.
Christian "Mental" Ward 
Antti Kautonen 
Jeff Glucker
Mustangs are like butts. Everybody has one.
Don't worry, that bird isn't bothering the horses.
Having no soul, poor Ginger was forced to park on a separate row. As a Dailydriver, she was further shunned by the other orange cars.
Who said segregation was dead?!
♫ "They never let poor Firebird play in any Mustang games…" ♫
I keep my bitches behind me.
Why did the Firechicken cross the road?
To make a Mach-ery of the car show.
It was the Eberharts' first time attending Stepford, Connecticut's annual musclecar show.
I see what you did there.
No matter how much they bargained…Chief Pontiac still turned his back on the offer from the "white devils" to trade eight stallions for his trunk full of "peace-pipe" herb.
"Him? He's in quarantine. Bird flu."
They say the early bird gets the worm. What does the late bird get?
What a bunch of horse's asses.
We parkin in yer lot and smashin yer Mustang uuuupp
Hide yer kids, hide yer wives
We runnin over er'ybody up in here
As I first started reading that, I thought it was going to say, "im in ur lot, blockin ur stangs."
Thank goodness you didn't go there. One bad lolcats reference can ruin a comment thread for everybody.
Presenting the Pontiac GTFO!
Dare to be different.
"…and then in '69 I was available with 250, 350, or 400 cubic inches, but they had different options that you get with them, and I came different colors too! Boy, were there a lot of options, I mean even my side markers changed at one point and then there were all the races and… are you guys still listening? Hello? Well, then I got a new steering column…"
Poor Fred.
All I've got is lyrics to Freebird…
If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.
"…because just like Kelly LeBrock, my career will end before yours."
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This reminds me of my company office parties – too many Bosses and not enough T/A.
That, Sir, is fantastic.
We have a winner!
So there we were, just chilling out talking about "who's the Boss", when this little 'bird comes in and starts a row.
With friends like these who needs friends?
The cheese stands alone
Ponies bullying a Bird.
I knew you guys would come up with some great quotes!
I hope to contribute more stuff to the site later. I've been far too busy with school lately though.