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  • Meet Eleanor

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    Yes, “that” Eleanor. The very same white unicorn I have been chasing for almost two months now. They say if you love something, set it free. To those people I say “it rubs the lotion on it’s skin…”

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  • Ferrari Challenge: Audio-visual overload

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    In case you missed the Ferrari Challenge over the weekend (which I also did unfortunately) I have put together some videos and photos for your viewing pleasure, courtesty of the Miller Motorsports Park Facebook fanpage.  Bring some tissues.

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  • Hooniverse: The Calendar

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    Ok, before y’all get too excited, no, we do not have a Hooniverse calendar coming out, that I know of anyway.  Though that would be pretty friggin awesome… I mean I would totally buy like 3 and I know like 4 other people who would also buy some. but I digress…

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  • Weekend Road Trip: Stuff I saw in Central Utah Edition

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    Let me preface this by saying I had an OUTSTANDING weekend.  I rented a car and drove to central Utah for a funeral.  I know what you are thinkin “but Schmo, how can a funeral lead to a great weekend?”  Well the service was a wonderful tribute to a wonderful lady who spent her 90+…

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  • Quick and dirty Ford GT primer

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSyO7PciLM&feature=channel[/youtube] The Ford GT is an awesome car and since I know for a fact that we have exactly two millions of hardcore Ford GT fans that visit this little website The Greatest Page In The Hooniverse, I figured I would sniff around for some footage to show how much I care.  This video that…

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  • Clean one-owner: 2001 Jaguar Daimler Majestic V8 LWB

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    Clean one owner.  Only 14,000 miles.  Meticulously maintained.  Previously owned by the Queen of England.  No, really…

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  • Caption this: Two Chevy's, one hump edition

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    Since we don’t really have any memes of our own (that I can think of) I’m going to go ahead and coin the term Doin it Chevy-style.  Have at it in the comments. Special thanks to CptSevere for the photo.

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  • The Schmo's go to the UVU Auto Expo

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    You know it’s summer time when you get a sunburn looking at cool cars and you just don’t care.

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  • Autorama 2010

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    Saturday was a productive day at casa de Schmo.  I spent the better part of the morning tinkering with Eleanor.  Heck, I still have grease under my fingernails.  The latter part of the day I braved 50 degree temperatures and huge crowds to drag my two Hoons-in-training around the Sandy Expo Center for Utah Autorama. 

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  • Found on Craigslist: Subagon edition

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    A what??

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