A Hoonette is Born!


Hooniverse and the Universe, please welcome Sloane Ellis Glucker!

Sloane arrived a few weeks early but both her and the mom are doing well. Congrats Jeff and Jenifer!

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24 responses to “A Hoonette is Born!”

  1. fede Avatar

    huge congrats and all the best for the three of you!

  2. Sjalabais Avatar

    A wonderful change of pace in your life – congrats, and thanks for sharing! Get a child seat with good head support for all your sideways driving…

    1. Vairship Avatar

      A HANS-device is optional, but highly recommended…

  3. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    This is brilliant news! Is she a GM, FoMoCo or Mopar girl?

    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      all of the above?

    2. Monkey10is Avatar

      Aston Martin, I would assume?
      (Jeff had better start saving for when the baby blooger grows up…)

  4. longrooffan Avatar

    One passes, another one arrives. Ain’t Life Grand. Congrats to both of you Chief Blooger.

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  6. theskitter Avatar

    Happy Birthday!

  7. dukeisduke Avatar

    Congratulations Jeff! I’ve got three girls at home, and I can tell you that you are in for some interesting times.

  8. Guest Avatar


    Oh, and with that name, I’d watch out for this guy in a few years, if I was you!


  9. Jeff Glucker Avatar
    Jeff Glucker

    thanks everyone

  10. hearsetrax Avatar

    Congrats on the bundle of joy and a few not to mention many sleepless nights
    ( keep a mini gun handy when she turns 16)

  11. njhoon Avatar

    Congratulations! She’ll have you wrapped around her finger in 3…2…(Done) and it will be wonderful. Enjoy and best of everything to you guys.

  12. MattC Avatar

    Congratulations to both of you.

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  14. HycoSpeed Avatar

    Congratulations!! Babies are definitely one of the best projects to undertake!

  15. marmer Avatar

    May she grow up to be as cool as Denise McCluggage. http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/15/04/980×490/landscape_nrm_1421775404-web025.jpg

  16. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    You now have 16 years to give her a choice of cars on her birthday.
    Get to it. The time flies.
    And huuuuge congratulations!

    1. Vairship Avatar

      Obviously it will be the Hoonitruck!

      1. Rover 1 Avatar
        Rover 1

        Hopefully following a hoonibike for better education in improved situational awareness and reflexes?

  17. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    yeahhhhhhh li’l jeffs and jeffinas