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  • Mystery Car Revealed! Now get back to work.

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    Since I’m sure you were all frantically fretting while you tried to determine the model of car with that tantalizing diesel badge, I figured I’d give you a little extra time to stew on it.

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  • Rare Devin Roller Shows Up on Craigslist, Vintage Racers- Prepare to Drool

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    Auto racing has always been pretty much a rich-man’s sport. Back when wealthy racers plied the tracks in their Ferraris and Maseratis, one guy thought there might be a cheaper way into that club. Bill Devin designed and sold race cars that were able to run tire to tire with the big dogs, but were…

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  • Ohioans Set to Vote on Speed Cameras, Still Okay with Pictures of Barbiturates

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    The Ohio Supreme Court has knocked down a last ditch effort by Chillicothe (named after the goat-killing demon of Northern Mexico) mayor Joseph Sulzer to block residents from voting on the removal of revenue-generating speed cameras- his signature legacy achievement. The court asserts that Sulzer and the city council have been dragging their feet and…

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  • Traffic Delays on Virginia I-64 Make Drivers Crabby

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    In case you were stuck on I-64 today, the reason was a spilled load of live crustaceans blocking the lanes, and making drivers hungry. Clean up crews took longer than expected due to multiple crab claw-caused pinching injuries, and the search for very big pots. Overall, these kind of occurrences are not unexpected because it…

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  • Coming Soon To A Hooniverse Near You!

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    Loyal fan, supporter, and all-around sweetheart iheartstiggie has been working on a top-secret project for Hooniverse. I am now able to reveal this photo, which was smuggled out at great risk and expense. Many loyal Rebel operatives lost their lives in attempting to secure these plans for us… and… Sorry, I think I’ve watched too…

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  • Dirt Track Bike Becomes Self Aware, Attempts Escape, Is Thwarted By Chainlink Fence

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    Most Daring – Infamous Ghost Bike – Watch more Funny Videos This clip from TruTV’s Most Daring proves what we’ve always suspected- that dirt track bikes hate their lives and would take any chance they can get to run away. Source [Break.com]

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  • I Coda Had a V8

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    Behold the Coda Electric Car, described in PR materials as a practical revolution. Now, the Tesla has proven that a really freakin’ expensive electric car, with a butt-load of laptop batteries, can drain the bank acounts of the tree hugger elite faster than a trip to Whole Foods eats up a charge. But, while the…

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  • Sweet Georgia Donk

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    I present to you a find from one of my favorite web sites on the entire Intertubes… PropertyRoom.com. Here you can find new products being sold at low prices, but the real gems are the items that find their way to us thanks to various law enforcement agents. It could be a diamond ring, a…

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  • Cars You Should Know: 1955 Chevy Biscayne Motorama Showcar

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    As mid-century America grew, so did its appetite for shiny new things. Today, we’re going to look at a car that, while it wasn’t a driver, drove the look of its brand for years to come.

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  • Redneck Fabulous: Unique World Edition

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    There are certain places that simply have to be seen to be fully appreciated. The Grand Canyon springs to mind. The Banff Springs Hotel. Niagara Falls. Jay Leno’s Garage. The Vatican. My bathroom. No other place I’ve experienced, however, has quite the same power to bring your brain to a complete screeching halt as a…

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  • Name That Part: Queen of England Edition

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    After a string of Name That Part episodes were solved quite easily — and I really must give you guys credit, your ability to identify random car bits almost borders on creepy, and I mean that in a good way — I decided to try a bit more randomness yesterday. I picked a part from…

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  • Mystery Car: Get Back To Work Edition

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    Reader dwegmull was skipping out from his responsibilities at work returning from lunch, and he stumbled across a car that caught his eye. We suspect that might have been because he was searching for any opportunity to procrastinate on his return to work, but nonetheless it is rare enough to be interesting. Mostly, it’s interesting…

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  • Redneck Fabulous: Wedding Edition

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    People not from Canada often typify Canadians as being one big homogenous group. Nothing could be further from the truth. One of the more entertaining things for me, having just moved from British Columbia to Alberta, is seeing the totally different kind of people that reside in this province as opposed to my old homeland.…

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  • Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz, My Friends All Drive LeMons, I Must Make Amends

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    Are you looking for a LeMons ride but are sick and tired of all the fox-body stangs and e30 bimmers? Do you need a gunsight to line up the apex of a corner? How about a support vehicle to go along with your racer? Well, if you’re anywhere near Milwaukee  Wisconsin, then we should talk.…

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  • Hooniversity: Datsun 510 Edition

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    There’s a reason Italian food is so popular; be it pizza joints, pasta houses, ready-made dishes or jars of sauces, it’s an easy dish to make in some form or other, and pretty much no matter what you do to it, it’s gonna taste pretty good. However it came about, it’s the sort of food…

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  • iPhone Racing- Now With Moar GTI and Less Cost

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    Volkswagen is launching a new GTI for 2010, and to build buzz, they are offering a free version of the iPhone driving game Real Racing, called -strangely enough – Real Racing GTI [ iTunes App link] that replaces all the non-VW virtual product with GTIs for a one-marque racing series. Not only can you get…

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