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  • Meet the Ghazal-1: a Real-Life Canyonero, with No Sense of Irony

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    Ghazal-1! Ghazal-1! Looking like something from the background of a mid-90s cartoon, the Ghazal 1 is Saudi Arabia’s first and most earnest attempt to break into this “automobile manufacturing” fad. Saudi Arabia, as we all know, has far too much oil sitting beneath their windswept sand dunes, and dagnabbit, they just can’t give it away!…

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  • Any simpler and you'd drive it naked: the strange, charming Norsjo Shopper

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    Combining the elegance of a parking lot ticket booth with the speed and sex appeal of a Hoveround, the Norsjö Shopper comes from us via Sweden, a European country known for its high rate of alcohol consumption as well as its periods of darkness where the sun isn’t seen for days at a time, which…

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  • V.I.S.I.T. – Fates, McDonaldland, and Soda Edition

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    Let us consider the Fates:  they, which grant you a survivable misfortune of spotting a questionable vehicle in traffic by its incredulous mobility in the other direction, for which you’re thankful.  Until you realize it was only a temporary reprieve, for They will give you visual apoplexy when you stumble upon it in a parking…

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  • Hooniverse Calendar – The Weather's Gettin' Nice Edition

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    Cruising around this weekend in the Lotus with the windows down, RPM’s up reminded me that with beautiful weather now prevalent across MOST of the states (sorry northerners!) there’s going to be some fantastic shows this summer across the northern hemisphere. Conveniently for you we’ve compiled a number of them right here on our own little…

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  • Streetwalker: Separated at Birth Edition

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    It’s easy to loathe badge engineering and derivative styling, but the indisputable fact is such endeavors provide an interesting study into how simple tweaks change the appearance of otherwise identical cars, and seek to satisfy individual whims.   On the bad end of badge engineering lives the infamous GM J-car with a Cadillac suit woefully inadequate…

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  • The new DMC: Sorcery of a Different Sort

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    Quick!  If I say “DMC”, you say “12”, right?   It’s forever been that way since we met those bad, bad, VW-driving Libyans and learned how to defeat them. Well, after viewing the following video, the acronym “DMC” is going to have to fight more than Libyans for it to solely mean “DeLorean Motor Company”.   Apparently…

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  • What's Your Eleanor? – Edición Tomsk

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    I’ve had many four-wheeled crushes over the course of my quarter-century-plus on this giant nugget of cosmic dust, but I guess the one that has endured the longest (even though it hasn’t always been right on the top of my head) is GMC’s resident two-pedal-NSX-slayer, the Typhoon.

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  • Merde Incorporated: Peugeot 604 Turbodiesel Gives This 300SD Owner Pause

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    Ask the average hoon to name a European full-size (by Continental standards, anyhow) sedan from the waning years of the Malaise Era, and chances are he or she will drop the name of the W126 Mercedes-Benz S-Class, the Series III Jaaaaaag Jaguar XJ, or the E23 BMW 7 Series. Above-average hoons might also cite the…

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  • Craigslist Find: International No-Brainer Edition

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    Eureka! That’s what you’ll be saying about this idiot-proof steal, because that’s where you’re going in order to rescue this leviathan from certain doom…

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  • Adventures in model-hooning: An Interview with Michael Paul Smith, Part III

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    Today we conclude our interview series with Michael Paul Smith; previously, we discussed his background in scale modeling and then some of  his techniques and inspiration.     But I know there’s a small (at least I hope it’s small) number of you who yet might dare indignance:  “Yeah yeah, them’s there models is real cute…

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